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Smackdown - Big Show's Weight
Trauma-san:
--- Quote from: Rodney King on June 21, 2003, 10:22:57 PM ---you guys know that wrestlin is fake
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GASP. Elaborate, I'd never heard that. I thought it was real. I thought the undertaker was really dead, and I thought Stone Cold really did just wait until Monday at 9 to beat up the guy that threatened him last monday at 9, instead of just going to the guy's house.
I thought Brock really was picking a 550 pound fat ass up on his shoulders. I guess since it's fake, they do it with ropes or something. When Hogan slammed Andre, since it was fake, I'm sure it was really just CGI back in 1987. When Goldberg lifted the big show over his head and walked around the ring, it was probably just Yoda sitting in the front row levitating him... since it's fake.
Kurt Angle didn't REALLY pick the Big Show up last week... instead, he had little tiny fans in his shoes that made him float.
Hulk Hogan doesn't REALLY have 24 inch arms, or have all the muscles we see; it's not really his actual chest, he's wearing a rubber suit to make him LOOK big.
Hulk doesn't really lift weights; since wrestling's 'fake', all those videos of him busting his ass in the gym are doctered; he's really relaxing in his den.
He doesn't REALLY adhere to a strict diet to keep that amazing physique; he's actually a slobby fat ass like half the rest of america, and has Lyposuction ever monday afternoon so he'll look good for the camera.
When he broke his knee 'faking' it in the ring a couple years ago, he didn't really have surgery. The microscope that filmed the inside of his knee being scoped was actually just really good animation drawings (I think they had dreamworks do it).
Kurt Angle didn't REALLY win the Olympic Gold Medal. The olympic committe was paid off by Vince McMahon to just give Kurt a really good storyline.
After all, it's "fake"... glad you clued me in, now I know how much bullshit it is.
The Big Bad Ass:
I think he can/will do it. But I hope he doesn't hurt himself by trying to hard to prove he's still the man.
·SiNiStEr·:
--- Quote from: Scorpion on June 22, 2003, 12:23:11 AM ---
--- Quote from: Rodney King on June 21, 2003, 10:22:57 PM ---you guys know that wrestlin is fake
--- End quote ---
GASP. Elaborate, I'd never heard that. I thought it was real. I thought the undertaker was really dead, and I thought Stone Cold really did just wait until Monday at 9 to beat up the guy that threatened him last monday at 9, instead of just going to the guy's house.
I thought Brock really was picking a 550 pound fat ass up on his shoulders. I guess since it's fake, they do it with ropes or something. When Hogan slammed Andre, since it was fake, I'm sure it was really just CGI back in 1987. When Goldberg lifted the big show over his head and walked around the ring, it was probably just Yoda sitting in the front row levitating him... since it's fake.
Kurt Angle didn't REALLY pick the Big Show up last week... instead, he had little tiny fans in his shoes that made him float.
Hulk Hogan doesn't REALLY have 24 inch arms, or have all the muscles we see; it's not really his actual chest, he's wearing a rubber suit to make him LOOK big.
Hulk doesn't really lift weights; since wrestling's 'fake', all those videos of him busting his ass in the gym are doctered; he's really relaxing in his den.
He doesn't REALLY adhere to a strict diet to keep that amazing physique; he's actually a slobby fat ass like half the rest of america, and has Lyposuction ever monday afternoon so he'll look good for the camera.
When he broke his knee 'faking' it in the ring a couple years ago, he didn't really have surgery. The microscope that filmed the inside of his knee being scoped was actually just really good animation drawings (I think they had dreamworks do it).
Kurt Angle didn't REALLY win the Olympic Gold Medal. The olympic committe was paid off by Vince McMahon to just give Kurt a really good storyline.
After all, it's "fake"... glad you clued me in, now I know how much bullshit it is.
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LOL.. i was wishin someone would have trauma explain the aspects of wrestlin bein fake.. thanks rodney
ARYC:
this is to any1 who says wrestlers don't get hurt:
stand on ur bed,an look at ur feet ,now jump an land flat on ur back an keep ur head tucked in .now repeat 10-20 times ,go to bed an tell me how that feels in the morning.
now realise that wrestlers do it on a much harder mat.
an then tell me that wrestlers don't earn their living.
an if ur not convinced still (because u won't try what i suggested) check out indy federations(MLW,NWATNA,ROH) or japanese wrestling ,peep the moves those mofos use (especially in japan) one false move an ur opponent is paralysed ,or if u don't want to watch entire matches search on kazza for a a move called "burning gammer" :o
Trauma-san:
Or read some wrestling Autobiographies. Hulk said in his first training session, his trainer broke his Leg on purpose. Then laughed, Hogan came back after it healed, and they didn't tell him that wrestling was rigged for a YEAR! They beat his ass in the ring every day for a year, before they told him that he didn't really have to hurt the other guy, lol. He got so mad he quit.
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