Author Topic: what is FAGHAN?  (Read 247 times)

Quakaveli

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Re:what is FAGHAN?
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2003, 05:53:37 PM »
heres one last one:

Failed Afghan Recruiting Posters:
1. "Be Allah you can be"
2. "Aim Low"
3. "An Army of None"
4. "The Few....................................."
5. "Martyrs have more fun"
6. "Vigins....we got Virgins!!"
7. "Free Camoflage Turbans....sign up today!"
8. "Uncle oSAMa wants you"

 

UnstoppableForce

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Re:what is FAGHAN?
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2003, 05:55:53 PM »
Afghan TV Guide Listings
The Fall Season

MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When the Northern Alliance Attacks"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long Black Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Captured Taliban Double Agents Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmed's Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"



Did he really take up all that time to write all that? WOW. You're right, you really DON'T have time to fight me. With such a busy schedule do you even eat? ::)
 

UnstoppableForce

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Re:what is FAGHAN?
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2003, 05:59:58 PM »
^^^ The things people resort to when in desperation. Did I really SON you that bad, and embarass you to such an extent that you felt like you needed to say something, anything to make you look like you still had some ground to hold? Obviously so.
 

KING VerbalAssaulta

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Re:what is FAGHAN?
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2003, 06:04:50 PM »
faggot + afghan = faghan = tech