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eS El Duque:
Sen Dogg You can't Rap From Tha Gutz
And B Real Soundin Like He Got Baby Nutz - Ice Cube

If I got no nuts it's because they're still stuck in your ass - B Real

Don Breezio:

--- Quote from: mauzip on August 11, 2003, 01:54:51 AM ---This one is from TQ - "The One". It's funny because in an interview TQ once said: "I gotta tell you something about that song. I had lost my lyrics of that song. The lyrics where somewhere else. So I arrived at the studio and one of my friends girlfriend was standing in the studio. I told her the stand in front of the the window. And I said let me come up with a song. and I came up with that song."

"I've never been that kind of nigga to write a love song"

--- End quote ---

the line that always cracked me up in that song is:

"I run my fingers through the long ass hair you got"...

now i know it doesnt sound that funny...except if you are in the right state of mind you think hes talking about her ass hair lol...

mauzip:
lol

Quoth:
"But don't blame me when little Eric jumps off of the terrace
 You should have been watchin' him, apparently you ain't parents."
- Eminem

"An' why do you think you take a Ho to a hotel
 Ho tell e'erybody, even the mayor
 Reach up in the sky for the ho-zone layer"
- Ludacris

"Your magazine's so motherfuckin' thin you're using staples to hold it together
 It's turning back into a newspaper
 And y'all got somethin' for my ass every issue
 Thank you, cos I keep runnin' out of fuckin' tissues"
- Eminem

"Claimin' you a murderer and spelt it wrong
 You put E before the D because that's all you on"
- Swifty

"My rap career goes back further than your fathers hair-line
 It's Ludacris, I pack more nuts than Delta Airlines"
- Ludacris

"You see y'all got it all wrong like women in tuxedos
 They comin' up shorter than five Danny DeVitos"
- Ludacris

"My black ass is so hungry I'll take a bite outta crime"
- Ludacris

"You see I'm ambidexterous, I slap asses with both hands"
- Ludacris

"So how can he hold me over some balcony
 Without throwin' his lower back out
 As soon as he goes to lift me
 Please don't, you'll probably fall with me
 And our asses will both be history
 But then again you finally get your wish
 Cos you'll be all over the street like 50 Cent"
- Eminem

"Shit, this don't change to this day, I'm this way
 Still tell that utslay itchbay
 Ucksay my ickday
 Scuse my igpay atinlay
 But uckfay an igpay"
- Eminem

eS El Duque:
We just met, but I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too, so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the mornin like "Yo, what the fuck we do?"
I gotta go bitch, you know I have stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheatin then I'm stuck with you - Eminem

these girls doing more bending over than the game of pool - Lloyd Banks

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