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Blender calls out "50 WORST artist through all times"
« on: August 13, 2003, 09:22:12 PM »
50. Iron Butterfly
49. Toad The West Sprocket

48. Master P
In the late 90's, rapper & label head Percy Miller copycatted G-Funk, simplified it & launched a fleet of indistinguishable MC's wrapped in cheap-looking, jewel-riddled artwork. P's worst offense was his solo work (his obnoxious breakout single, "Make Em Say Ugh"", consisted of little more than a repeated groan). Like a crawfish-scukin P Diddy, he has, shockingly, earned millions from his No Limit imprint, which inlcudes a clothing line, a publishing house - and even a phone company.
Appalling fact
Master P had a Ferrari custom painted in a Gucci-logo pattern.
Worst CD
"Only God Can Judge Me"

47. Goo Goo Dolls
46. The Spin Doctors
45. Gypsy Kings
44. Manowar (the band's photo is pricless)
43. Mike & The Mechanics
42. Rick Wakeman
41. Whitesnake
40. Blind Melon
39. Bob Geldof
38. Nelson
37. The Doors (rediculous)
36. 98 Degrees
35. Paul Oakenfold
34. Live
33. Japan
32. The Hooters

31. Arrested Development
Their 1992 debut, "3 years, 5 months & 2 Days in the life of..." sold more than 5 million copies despite containing some of the preachiest, most contrived "wisdom" ever laid down. Their studio follow-up, "Zingalamundi", sank without a trace.
Worst CD
"Unplugged"

30. Richard Marx
29. Skinny Puppy
28. Crash Test Dummies
27. Color Me Badd
26. Celine Dion
25. Jamiroquai
24. Bad English
23. Creed (Rediculous)
22. Primus
21. The Alan Parsons project
20. Howard Jones
19. Dan Fogelberg
18. Pat Boone

17. Benzino
As silent co-owner of the hip-hop magazine The Source, Benzino embarrassingly ordered extensive feature coverage of his debut album "The Benzino Project", in the pages of his periodical. It didn't work: The album sold fewer than 75,000 copies.
Worst CD
"The Benzino Project"

16. Oingo Boingo
15. Yanni
14. Yngwie Malmsteen
13. Mick Jagger
12. Tin Machine
11. Latoya Jackson
10. Air Supply
09. Lee Greenwood

08. Vanilla Ice
You know that yearbook photograph you won't ley anyone see? The one whose very existence keeps you awake shaking at night? Imagine it was horribly dated number 1 single from 1990 called "Ice Ice Baby", and you have an idea what life is like for Robert Van Winkle. It doesn't stop there: Ice starred in the abysmal 1991 Hollywood vehicle "Cool As Ice", and after squandering his quick fortune, mounted an unsuccessful comeback in 1998 as (shudder) a rap-rocker.
Appalling fact
Widely denounced by hip-hop fans as a phony, Ice rebuffed his detractors at the 1991 American Music Awards. "Kiss My White Ass!"
Worst CD
"Hard To Swallow"

07. Asia
06. Kansas
05. Starship
04. Kenny G
03. Michael Bolton
02. Emerson, Lake & Palmer
AND THE WORST BAND EVER IS.....

01. Insane Clown Posse
Two trailer-trash types who wear face paint, pretend to be a street gang & drench cult devotees in cheap soda called Faygo, Voilent J & Shaggy 2 Dope are more notorious for their beef with Eminem (who pistol whipped an ICP homey in 2001) than their ham-fisted rap-rock music. They claim that a "dark carnival" visited them one night, prophesied impending apocalypse & made them it's messengers. Between this circus gospel, they find plenty of time to rap about 40 ouncers & venereal disease.
Appalling fact
While appearing on The Howard Stern Show in 1999, Shaggy 2 Dope told Sharon Osbourne to "Buff my pickle". She declined.
Worst CD
"The Wraith: Shangri-La"
 

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Re:Blender calls out "50 WORST artist through all times"
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2003, 09:31:43 PM »
i agree fuck that freak horrorcore bs.
 

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Re:Blender calls out "50 WORST artist through all times"
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2003, 09:35:21 PM »
Gypsy Kings shouldn't be on there  LOL...  *starts singing "Bamboleo Bamboleo...."*
 

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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2003, 09:46:40 PM »
The wrath of That Cracka J can't be too far off ;)
 

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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2003, 10:57:22 PM »
i agree ICP is garbage

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Re:Blender calls out "50 WORST artist through all times"
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2003, 11:21:55 PM »
i agree ICP is garbage

for sure... and I agree with The Governator too. Gypsy Kings are tight!
 

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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2003, 01:53:27 AM »
i agree ICP is garbage

for sure... and I agree with The Governator too. Gypsy Kings are tight!

lol.... they ain't TIGHT but they surely don't deserve to be on this list....
 

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Re:Blender calls out "50 WORST artist through all times"
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2003, 02:32:18 AM »

50. don't agree,i love in the garden of eden
49.  kinda agree
48. lol, ca'nt  say i agree but i don't disagree either
47. sappy lil pricks, but i disagree, iris is a coo ass song
46. agree
45. eh i guess
44. hahah YEAH
43. WHAT?! bitch please, "in the living years is a classic" (my mom's favorite song btw)
42. agree, dude annoys me
41. STRONGLY AGREE, they shoulda rounded the top 10
40. STRONGLY DISAGREE
39. lol yeah dude is a fucking hypocrit
38. LMAO yeah i GOT to agree with this, they should be higher though
37. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHH????????????????!!!!!! okay that was uncalled for.
36. yeah i guess
35. fucking ravers...agree
34. i guess, i really don't like them but they ain't THAT bad
33. yeah, yuck
32. agree
31. in a way...yeah
30. fuck this dude!
29. agree
28. agree, silly canadians
27. agree, silly fags
26. agree again, and again....silly canadian
25. lol , virtual insanity was cool, but yeah i got to agree
24. agree
23. don't agree but don't disagree
22. disagree, primus is weird but they're not bad at all
21. iffy i guess, but yeah i agree
20. agree
19. agree
18. DON"T AGREE, pat boone is cheesey as fuck but that's class right there
17. hit the nail on the head with that one
16. agree
15. absolutely DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS. yanni  might be corn on the cob, but this dude has more talent than  A LOT of people in the industry
14. he's aight, but i got to agree
13. WHAT???????
12. agree
11. LOL AGREE
10. LMAO AGREE
9. agree
8. what would a list like this be without a lil bit of vanilla
7. agree
6. agree
5. ehhhhhh can't decide wether i agree on this one
4. he's talented as fuck but his music gets on my nerves
3. YES I AGREE
2.  lol yeah
1. LMAO I GOT TO AGREE, ICP fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking suck
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Re:Blender calls out "50 WORST artist through all times"
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2003, 03:35:20 AM »
I dont agree with a few of those...like arrested development...3 years was a classic...an album that was innovative an a new light on hiphop to bring in new lovers of the genre...dont see them dissing fugees when if they copped their first album was full of religious and righteous "stories"....fair play tho they fell off an fell off in style but at least they made one good album which is more than most of todays pop-trash crap made purely by computers and no human talent shown whatsoever...


the doors well im not even gonna be bothered arguing that cos its ridiculous...

...paul oakenfold...looks weird not an avid fan myself but shit he is rich...one of the best known and sold dj's around the globe and has been for about 10 nearly...

...jamiroquai i admit i got a soft spot for him i love his funky albums...his music has changed over the last ten ish years using influence like soul,jazz,funk,hiphop and rock...

mick jagger...the stones ...wtf ? no way at all they were shit..true he looks a cock but boy can write and perform tunes...in fact they were know for putting on some of the best live shows with lighting effects etc...now
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2003, 03:54:28 AM »

the doors well im not even gonna be bothered arguing that cos its ridiculous...

mick jagger...the stones ...wtf ? no way at all they were shit..true he looks a cock but boy can write and perform tunes...in fact they were know for putting on some of the best live shows with lighting effects etc...now
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Re:Blender calls out "50 WORST artist through all times"
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2003, 07:11:42 AM »
when i first looked at the topic, i thought it said "Blender calls out "50 cent WORST artist of all time" .. i was thinkin "WTF?!, i can name a few worse than him!"

lookin' at that list, i would agree with most of it. Only thing I really disagree with is the ICP placement. Sure, they're not that good, but worst of all time? I dunno.. I was feelin their "Great Milenko" cd for a while.. still bump some tracks from it now.. i would say Vanilla Ice is the worst artist of all time, I have never felt one of his songs
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Re:Blender calls out "50 WORST artist through all times"
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2003, 08:28:13 AM »
The wrath of That Cracka J can't be too far off ;)

Correct you are, my fellow Hoosier....

Fuck that list!  ICP is better than MOST bullshit out today!  Then again, most of the people on this board will never know that because they won't give tracks (that I've recommended) a chance.

I disagree with other parts of the list, but ICP.....yeah that's bullshit!  

....really, it doesn't surprise me though.  ICP don't give a fuck.  Their music is for the Juggalos!
 

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Re:Blender calls out "50 WORST artist through all times"
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2003, 12:18:29 PM »
i disagree with
37. The Doors (never herd the music , but i hear they r pretty famous and good)
35. Paul Oakenfold( one of the biggest techno djs in the world)
13. Mick Jagger  (stones?)
04. Kenny G (hear hes good with sax)
 

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Re:Blender calls out "50 WORST artist through all times"
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2003, 12:23:09 PM »
Celine DIon and Mick Jagger should'nt be on there ;D
 

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Re:Blender calls out "50 WORST artist through all times"
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2003, 12:30:06 PM »
37.The Doors....
Check your style of dress..
and peep almost 90% of the so-called rock band's of today and watch Jim Morrison come out of their closet & Voice.
in other words' the Most influential American band ImO.

I could type millions of reason why this fucken moron is exactly that...
but it's obvious not only to myself but the rest of the peep's who know anything bout music that this foo has already lubed his Hole up for all the attention his azz is gonna get.

Who the fuck is this idiot anyway?
Dumbest thing I ever seen in my entire life.

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