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Jome:
50. Iron Butterfly
49. Toad The West Sprocket

48. Master P
In the late 90's, rapper & label head Percy Miller copycatted G-Funk, simplified it & launched a fleet of indistinguishable MC's wrapped in cheap-looking, jewel-riddled artwork. P's worst offense was his solo work (his obnoxious breakout single, "Make Em Say Ugh"", consisted of little more than a repeated groan). Like a crawfish-scukin P Diddy, he has, shockingly, earned millions from his No Limit imprint, which inlcudes a clothing line, a publishing house - and even a phone company.
Appalling fact
Master P had a Ferrari custom painted in a Gucci-logo pattern.
Worst CD
"Only God Can Judge Me"

47. Goo Goo Dolls
46. The Spin Doctors
45. Gypsy Kings
44. Manowar (the band's photo is pricless)
43. Mike & The Mechanics
42. Rick Wakeman
41. Whitesnake
40. Blind Melon
39. Bob Geldof
38. Nelson
37. The Doors (rediculous)
36. 98 Degrees
35. Paul Oakenfold
34. Live
33. Japan
32. The Hooters

31. Arrested Development
Their 1992 debut, "3 years, 5 months & 2 Days in the life of..." sold more than 5 million copies despite containing some of the preachiest, most contrived "wisdom" ever laid down. Their studio follow-up, "Zingalamundi", sank without a trace.
Worst CD
"Unplugged"

30. Richard Marx
29. Skinny Puppy
28. Crash Test Dummies
27. Color Me Badd
26. Celine Dion
25. Jamiroquai
24. Bad English
23. Creed (Rediculous)
22. Primus
21. The Alan Parsons project
20. Howard Jones
19. Dan Fogelberg
18. Pat Boone

17. Benzino
As silent co-owner of the hip-hop magazine The Source, Benzino embarrassingly ordered extensive feature coverage of his debut album "The Benzino Project", in the pages of his periodical. It didn't work: The album sold fewer than 75,000 copies.
Worst CD
"The Benzino Project"

16. Oingo Boingo
15. Yanni
14. Yngwie Malmsteen
13. Mick Jagger
12. Tin Machine
11. Latoya Jackson
10. Air Supply
09. Lee Greenwood

08. Vanilla Ice
You know that yearbook photograph you won't ley anyone see? The one whose very existence keeps you awake shaking at night? Imagine it was horribly dated number 1 single from 1990 called "Ice Ice Baby", and you have an idea what life is like for Robert Van Winkle. It doesn't stop there: Ice starred in the abysmal 1991 Hollywood vehicle "Cool As Ice", and after squandering his quick fortune, mounted an unsuccessful comeback in 1998 as (shudder) a rap-rocker.
Appalling fact
Widely denounced by hip-hop fans as a phony, Ice rebuffed his detractors at the 1991 American Music Awards. "Kiss My White Ass!"
Worst CD
"Hard To Swallow"

07. Asia
06. Kansas
05. Starship
04. Kenny G
03. Michael Bolton
02. Emerson, Lake & Palmer
AND THE WORST BAND EVER IS.....

01. Insane Clown Posse
Two trailer-trash types who wear face paint, pretend to be a street gang & drench cult devotees in cheap soda called Faygo, Voilent J & Shaggy 2 Dope are more notorious for their beef with Eminem (who pistol whipped an ICP homey in 2001) than their ham-fisted rap-rock music. They claim that a "dark carnival" visited them one night, prophesied impending apocalypse & made them it's messengers. Between this circus gospel, they find plenty of time to rap about 40 ouncers & venereal disease.
Appalling fact
While appearing on The Howard Stern Show in 1999, Shaggy 2 Dope told Sharon Osbourne to "Buff my pickle". She declined.
Worst CD
"The Wraith: Shangri-La"

Primo:
i agree fuck that freak horrorcore bs.

UnstoppableForce:
Gypsy Kings shouldn't be on there  LOL...  *starts singing "Bamboleo Bamboleo...."*

The Big Bad Ass:
The wrath of That Cracka J can't be too far off ;)

Duckman:
i agree ICP is garbage

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