Author Topic: TT Final... Mack .:|VS|:. Bez (Read 194 times)

|JEM|ILL| · « **on:** August 12, 2003, 08:14:24 AM »

Topic: You are the Snake from the Garden Of Eden. Explain how you tricked Adam and Eve into Defying God.

Rulez...
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50 lines Max....
Due Next Wenesday the 20th...

bez · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2003, 09:27:06 AM »

That topic sucks, I dont even know the story.

bez · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2003, 01:52:29 AM »

Eden was the garden in the grass I lay,
Waitin for my prey, Adam or Eve to slay,
Slither by the tree of the glorious taste,
Got no time to waste in this place so please don't haste,

(Bringin that gangsta shit)

Waitin for my victim, and along comes eve,
Hey bitch take a bite outter this you won't believe,
Just reach up and touch it there's no harm in tryin,
I know you been with Adam this mornin fuckin, or even ruff rydin,
Look at the wonderful fruit ho, your mouth must be waterin,
Take a bite and I'll make sure your names remembered before each Christmas mornin,
She seemed to be discusted and was about to leave,
So I screamed Who's That Girl thats scared to eat off the tree's,
She said I ain't scared of nothing but God told me not too,
I said look her bitch you wanna know what I gone through,
I slid all the way here, you was just sent from above,
Why you think if you take a bite God will show you know love?,
I promise if you eat it your become as smart as God,
I actually meant God backwarks but thats what I forgot,
Told her its delicious it will make you bootylicious,
If you don't do it woman for years will be stuck doin the dishes,
I could tell she was thinkin cos she kept lookin up,
Look just take a bite Gods not gunna give a fuck,
She got mad, she was like foul language ain't acceptable,
I said and you think screwin Adam while God's asleep is respectable,
Look I swear if you eat it you will be eternally young,
Your breasts will get bigger and Adam will finally be well hung,
This ain't a game I'm playin, but I'm a give you a clue doh,
I'm sayin if you take a bite I'll give you tickets to the 50 show,
She said the what show, I said 50, shit you don't know so go figga,
She said I don't fuck with that nigga I'm more of a Ja rule girl,
I had to stop talkin for a few minutes cos I couldn't help but hurl,
Look Eve your pissin me off, eatin this will make you rich,
Maybe then you can buy some tickets to go see that Ja Rule bitch,
Ohhhhhhhh come on just bite it, let the taste drown your thirst,
It will give ya a feelin you've never had cos Adam always cums first,
And with that she reached up and she grabbed and bit,
Almost like Mack with his keystyle, dam wait let me get back on track wit this shit,
Yer she bit into it good and she saved some for Adam,
I slid and told God about what had just happened,
He came and booted them out, closed and sealed the gate,
Why did you listen to a snake when you know God was great?,
Your a dumb fuck Eve don't be suprised if Adam leaves,
Cos you've ruined the place for him, this place the land of dreams,
I slide over to God and he looks down with a smile on his face,
He said to me Thank Jesus you got them fools outter this place,
Heres your cheque for a good job, snake I'll see ya,
I slid off into the distance, me, my money, and my garden full of reefa,

(Back to old school)

The moral of the story is, never trust a snake,
Cos whatever he say will always turn out to be fake, so be careful wit the choices you make!

Eidolon_Ravi · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2003, 06:08:14 AM »

man u really make the Bible Pretty interesting!!!

Anyway it was swell... good one...

|JEM|ILL| · « **Reply #4 on:** August 21, 2003, 10:44:40 AM »

I gave Mack alot of time because his net was apparently down but he's droppin full verses in Keystyle...

So it's only fair that BEZ is TT Champ...nice shit homie...

bez · « **Reply #5 on:** August 21, 2003, 11:45:24 AM »

Yey. 3 verses and people didnt even reply. lol oh well. Mack name goes on ma list folks.

BEZ TT WINNER, Boo YA!

da_notorious_mack · « **Reply #6 on:** August 21, 2003, 12:01:46 PM »

boo hoo

"i used ta give a fuck,now i could give a fuckless"

bez · « **Reply #7 on:** August 21, 2003, 12:08:45 PM »

Quote from: Da Notorious Mack on August 21, 2003, 12:01:46 PM

boo hoo

"i used ta give a fuck,now i could give a fuckless"

cool. Glad to hear it.

|JEM|ILL| · « **Reply #8 on:** August 21, 2003, 12:46:40 PM »

Quote from: Da Notorious Mack on August 21, 2003, 12:01:46 PM

boo hoo

"i used ta give a fuck,now i could give a fuckless"

mmhmmm...goin back to biting or something?

da_notorious_mack · « **Reply #9 on:** August 21, 2003, 01:35:52 PM »

Quote from: Jemuel on August 21, 2003, 12:46:40 PM

Quote from: Da Notorious Mack on August 21, 2003, 12:01:46 PM
boo hoo

"i used ta give a fuck,now i could give a fuckless"

mmhmmm...goin back to biting or something?

lol has ya ass got growin pains...or has ya head...cus that seems to be swellin up a lot lately....what you got to be gassed about tho....no kru wants ya...nobody likes ya stuck up attitude....ya got skillz...but ya cocky as fuck......and as fa ya lil tourney i aint even take it serious as most the decent comp never showed.....but it was o.k...wit ya fixed 1st round...primo vs daygo.....thas a bitch move.....this tourney has been a joke...

bez · « **Reply #10 on:** August 21, 2003, 02:39:53 PM »

What, because they are good keystylists they don't deserve to be battling each other?

I dont understand what you are saying. So if they are good keystylists and he drew the toury fair then he should of forgot about it and done the draw again until they had easier opposition. He said he got his little brother to draw the names, how can we prove it? we can't so stop going on about it.

Primo and Daygo should of battled each other n e way, are they in love or something, can they not bare to see the other 1 get defeated.......the bitch move was one of them not posting up a good verse. That was the bitch move.

If this tourny has been a joke ya shouldent of participated mate.

|JEM|ILL| · « **Reply #11 on:** August 21, 2003, 05:38:53 PM »

Quote from: Da Notorious Mack on August 21, 2003, 01:35:52 PM

Quote from: Jemuel on August 21, 2003, 12:46:40 PM
Quote from: Da Notorious Mack on August 21, 2003, 12:01:46 PM
boo hoo

"i used ta give a fuck,now i could give a fuckless"

mmhmmm...goin back to biting or something?

lol has ya ass got growin pains...or has ya head...cus that seems to be swellin up a lot lately....what you got to be gassed about tho....no kru wants ya...nobody likes ya stuck up attitude....ya got skillz...but ya cocky as fuck......and as fa ya lil tourney i aint even take it serious as most the decent comp never showed.....but it was o.k...wit ya fixed 1st round...primo vs daygo.....thas a bitch move.....this tourney has been a joke...

Practice what you preach Mack...Im already in a crew so whats it matter? Internet crews...EWWW thats big huh, you and ya VDK pussies, shit you the only one doin shit. Shit kid, go blow yaself I used to have your back an' shit till you started actin wack as fuck kid, remember who you is.

da_notorious_mack · « **Reply #12 on:** August 22, 2003, 02:05:33 AM »

cry me a river bitch....im out a this thread...

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