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THE WORLD CUP CONSPIRACY MOVIE - Dir. Antonio+Co.

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Jay ay Beee:
THIS IS THE STORY OF THE GREAT WORLD CUP CONSPIRACY!!!


THE GOOD GUYS:

ITALY - They had a lot of decisions given against them, some right some wrong, all honest mistakes.
PORTUGAL - They had two sendings off - both correct, but hey, why let the truth get in the way of a good story?
SPAIN - Loads of mistakes today.  Lets forget that joke of a penalty they got against Slovenia shall we.
USA - The evil Americans handballed in the area on their way to beating those plucky Mexicans
FRANCE - They had two goals disallowed against Denmark, and Dario Silva got sent off for the same foul which Henry got sent off for.  I've come up with a new fact fo Antonio and co about France - Zidane was injured in a warm up game.  Against who? THE EVIL FORCES OF THE EMPIRE OF SOUTH KOREA.
MEXICO - Italy had goals disallowed against them.  Everyone thought they must have been part of the conspiracy but were then double crossed by the USA (The USA must have paid the ref more money than they did)
Plus any team that has also had a Goal disallowed or a handball not spotted

THE BAD GUYS:

THE EMPIRE OF SOUTH KOREA - Yes, led by their evil leader Darth Hiddink, along with their accomplices, assorted paid off referees, they win the World Cup despite being shit at football.  They are so obviously a shit team aren't they?  That's what everyone in Italy says, it must be true.
BRAZIL - According to Javi, they were replaced by robots after the qualifying campaign.  Notice how Ronaldo hasn't played much for the last 4 years, and as soon as the World Cup comes along he is amazing.  He must have been replaced by a robot.  Against England, fellow conspirers, who had agreed to lose before the game, they tried to make everyone think they weren't part of the conspiracy by having Ronaldinho sent off for nothing.  They didn't fool me though.
TURKEY - According to Antonio, the guy who picks the referees is Turkish - so they are involved.  Note how the conspirers only have bad decisions against them when they play fellow conspirers.  Against Brazil they had two men sent off, but it was all part of the plot.  
USA - FIFA support them to make Soccer popular in the USA.  They used their Basketball/American Football skills to beat Mexico using their hands
ENGLAND - English newspapers don't like Italy, so they are involved according to Antonio
UGANDA
DENMARK
and
TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO - These two countries supplied paid off referees to help THE EVIL EMPIRE OF SOUTH KOREA

ABOUT TO BE CONSPIRED AGAINST:
GERMANY - If they lose.  If they beat South Korea, THE GOOD GUYS HAVE WON!!!!!!!!!!



BOTTOM LINE: THE ODDS ARE THAT THE BAD GUYS WILL WIN

It's 3 AGAINST 1

THE EVIL EMPIRE OF SOUTH KOREA
TURKEY
BRAZIL

vs

GERMANY

GERMANY ARE THE GOOD GUYS!!!! It's hard to comprehend, I know

HERO: The referee Hugh Dallas who ignored Germany's handball against USA so they could win.  He is the equivalent of Han Solo.


SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER - don't read on if you don't want to know how it turns out

TWO ENDINGS

WHATEVER HAPPENS IN THE SEMI:
Brazil or Turkey will become Good Guys in the final - they were good all along!  

ENDING 1

If Germany beat South Korea in the Semi - then it WAS REALLY GERMANY THAT WERE THE EVIL ONES.  Brave Korea were the only ones that knew!!! So they knew it was only them who could save the WORLD CUP!!!!

ENDING 2

If Korea beat Germany - the Empire rolls on!!!

Anyway the ref for the final Peirluigi Collina - the valiant Italian - Is the only one that can save the World Cup!  He will make decisions in order for Brazil/Turkey to win it!!!!

Then, at the end, when Brazil or Turkey have won, Darth Voller (Ending 1) or Darth Hiddink (Ending 2) will tell our hero Pierluigi Skywalker:












I AM YOUR FATHER


Goodnight - hope you enjoyed it

Javier:

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THE BAD GUYS:


BRAZIL - According to Javi, they were replaced by robots after the qualifying campaign.  Notice how Ronaldo hasn't played much for the last 4 years, and as soon as the World Cup comes along he is amazing.  He must have been replaced by a robot.  Against England, fellow conspirers, who had agreed to lose before the game, they tried to make everyone think they weren't part of the conspiracy by having Ronaldinho sent off for nothing.  They didn't fool me though.

USA - FIFA support them to make Soccer popular in the USA.  They used their Basketball/American Football skills to beat Mexico using their hands






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Look man there are teams that played their hearts out in the Concacaf, like Honduras.  THey played their best soccer in decades.  While Brazil's attitude was "fuck it we are gonna be in the World Cup somehow, lets just not give any kind of effort in to the games." MAn your suppose to play 100% in every damn game.  Your suppose to play with heart and love for the sport.  



and with the U.S.A, the fucken Mexican coach(Aguirre) was being questioned by FIFA. because they said it was too odd that one of the best players from Mexico gets out of the game in 25th minute for some old washed up player.  it wasnt only the handball, it was the whole game that was strange.  Can you honestly tell me the U.S played a good defensive game against Mexico?  and u expect people like me and tonio to stop complaining and u make this kind of topic?  

Javier:
why is this a sticky topic?

Don Seer:
probably because

1) its funny
2) he wanted people to see his masterpeice

Nima - Dubcnn.com:
hahahahahaha lmao at this!!! funny shit jay ay!!

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