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Trauma-san:
Hi guys, I'm sure there's many of you out there.

I got a little tip for you! Because of the dumbasses running california, if you need a U.S. i.d., but want to sneak into the country, just do this:

Sneak into California, and then go down to the D.M.V.  Just tell them you're a foriegner, and an illegal immigrant at that.  Inform them that you are in country illegally, and are breaking the law.  They will hand you an official california drivers liscense, no questions asked, no background check, you don't have to prove your name, either, so you can just say that your name is whatever you want it to be.  I would suggest an american sounding name, that will make it harder for the government to find you.  Also, this drivers liscense is the only documentation you'll be asked for by any police officer in ANY of the other 50 states!!!! So, it's like a bonanza!!! MOVE TO CALI, THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SECURITY OUT THERE!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

ZILLA THA GOODFELLA:
Good Shit....I'ma send this 2 all my cuzzins....

ONETIME:
oh nice !! thx for bringin it to me.....ima spread the word to all my muslim brothers in Afghanistan

Doggystylin:
thats retarted they wont do anythin u say, they ask for shit cuz i wanted a fake id that say im 21 but nooo they had to give me one with my real birthdate (please dont take me serious)

Javier:
ay yay yay

Before this law was passed...thousands of undocumented people were driving without a license, without passing the driving test, without having INSURANCE.  Shit thats good that they passed that law..for one everybody can be safe now AND more people willget insurances...that means MORE MONEY! CHA CHING!!

now whats the percentge of caucasian in this country that had undocumented ancestors? 40%?  

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