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Trauma-san

Won't be long now.
« on: October 01, 2003, 08:39:18 PM »
I told you.  I always knew I'd end up married to Halle Berry, and she just broke up with her husband, so anybody want autographs?  
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Don Breezio

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Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2003, 09:35:39 PM »
you better hope you can give her the dick like billy bob did or shes gonna leave your ass for him  ;D
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Trauma-san

Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2003, 10:24:33 PM »
Hmm;
  I think that you think i'm thinking about angelina jolie, when the truth is the object of my passionate passions in this instance is Halle Berry.  Angelina's fine too, though.  
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Don Breezio

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Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2003, 10:42:37 PM »
Quote from: Buddy Holly on October 01, 2003, 10:24:33 PM
Hmm;
  I think that you think i'm thinking about angelina jolie, when the truth is the object of my passionate passions in this instance is Halle Berry.  Angelina's fine too, though.  

no...angelina jolie is fucking ugly...and halle barre fucked billy bob thornton in Monsters Ball and i have to say...he banged the shit out of her lol...if you really want her you better hope to live up to that.
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PinkTowelGirl

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Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2003, 11:11:11 PM »
Quote from: Don Breezio on October 01, 2003, 10:42:37 PM
Quote from: Buddy Holly on October 01, 2003, 10:24:33 PM
Hmm;
  I think that you think i'm thinking about angelina jolie, when the truth is the object of my passionate passions in this instance is Halle Berry.  Angelina's fine too, though.  

no...angelina jolie is fucking ugly...and halle barre fucked billy bob thornton in Monsters Ball and i have to say...he banged the shit out of her lol...if you really want her you better hope to live up to that.

what is monster balls?
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Don Breezio

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Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2003, 11:17:44 PM »
Quote from: Kokopelli aka Pink on October 01, 2003, 11:11:11 PM
Quote from: Don Breezio on October 01, 2003, 10:42:37 PM
Quote from: Buddy Holly on October 01, 2003, 10:24:33 PM
Hmm;
  I think that you think i'm thinking about angelina jolie, when the truth is the object of my passionate passions in this instance is Halle Berry.  Angelina's fine too, though.  

no...angelina jolie is fucking ugly...and halle barre fucked billy bob thornton in Monsters Ball and i have to say...he banged the shit out of her lol...if you really want her you better hope to live up to that.

what is monster balls?

a date with me  ;D

MONSTERS BALL is a movie w/ halle barre and billy bob thornton about some people or something...i dont know i watched it to see halle barre get banged!
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mauzip

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Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2003, 11:19:59 PM »
Quote from: Don Breezio on October 01, 2003, 11:17:44 PM
Quote from: Kokopelli aka Pink on October 01, 2003, 11:11:11 PM
Quote from: Don Breezio on October 01, 2003, 10:42:37 PM
Quote from: Buddy Holly on October 01, 2003, 10:24:33 PM
Hmm;
  I think that you think i'm thinking about angelina jolie, when the truth is the object of my passionate passions in this instance is Halle Berry.  Angelina's fine too, though.  

no...angelina jolie is fucking ugly...and halle barre fucked billy bob thornton in Monsters Ball and i have to say...he banged the shit out of her lol...if you really want her you better hope to live up to that.

what is monster balls?

a date with me  ;D

MONSTERS BALL is a movie w/ halle barre and billy bob thornton about some people or something...i dont know i watched it to see halle barre get banged!

hmm... i remember you stating once you're proud of the fact you have a small penis
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Don Breezio

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Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2003, 11:21:02 PM »
Quote from: mauzip on October 01, 2003, 11:19:59 PM
Quote from: Don Breezio on October 01, 2003, 11:17:44 PM
Quote from: Kokopelli aka Pink on October 01, 2003, 11:11:11 PM
Quote from: Don Breezio on October 01, 2003, 10:42:37 PM
Quote from: Buddy Holly on October 01, 2003, 10:24:33 PM
Hmm;
  I think that you think i'm thinking about angelina jolie, when the truth is the object of my passionate passions in this instance is Halle Berry.  Angelina's fine too, though.  

no...angelina jolie is fucking ugly...and halle barre fucked billy bob thornton in Monsters Ball and i have to say...he banged the shit out of her lol...if you really want her you better hope to live up to that.

what is monster balls?

a date with me  ;D

MONSTERS BALL is a movie w/ halle barre and billy bob thornton about some people or something...i dont know i watched it to see halle barre get banged!

hmm... i remember you stating once you're proud of the fact you have a small penis

i just said that to turn you off  ;D
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PinkTowelGirl

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Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2003, 11:23:49 PM »
LOL... halle berrie is a hotty no doubt.... liked her in the movie baps... gold tooth and all
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Don Breezio

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Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2003, 11:24:45 PM »
Quote from: Kokopelli aka Pink on October 01, 2003, 11:23:49 PM
LOL... halle berrie is a hotty no doubt.... liked her in the movie baps... gold tooth and all

i liked her in the movie swordfish...no top and all  ;)
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UnstoppableForce

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Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2003, 12:41:31 AM »
Damn Mauzip is there ever a time when you don't think about penis. Trauma starts a thread about Halle Berry, and the only thing Mauzip can think about is dick.
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Don Breezio

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Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2003, 11:44:20 AM »
Quote from: BALLAtician on October 02, 2003, 12:41:31 AM
Damn Mauzip is there ever a time when you don't think about penis. Trauma starts a thread about Halle Berry, and the only thing Mauzip can think about is dick.

ROFLMAO
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bez

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Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2003, 02:00:46 PM »
lol at MONSTERS BALLS.

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Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2003, 07:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Don Breezio on October 01, 2003, 11:24:45 PM
Quote from: Kokopelli aka Pink on October 01, 2003, 11:23:49 PM
LOL... halle berrie is a hotty no doubt.... liked her in the movie baps... gold tooth and all

i liked her in the movie swordfish...no top and all  ;)


LOL apparently she got payed $250,000 for each of her tits!
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Casper

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Re:Won't be long now.
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2003, 08:56:25 PM »
Quote from: BALLAtician on October 02, 2003, 12:41:31 AM
Damn Mauzip is there ever a time when you don't think about penis. Trauma starts a thread about Halle Berry, and the only thing Mauzip can think about is dick.

LMMFAO!!!
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