Lmao hilarious female comebacks..

[Nima - Dubcnn.com]

HE I'm a photographer, I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE I'm a plastic surgeon, I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
 
HE Hi!  Didn't we go on a date once?  or was it twice?
SHE Must've been once.  I never make the same mistake twice!!!
 
HE May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
 
HE How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE I must've been given your share!!!
 
HE Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE It's hot!!!
 
HE Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE Sorry!  I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
 
HE Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
 
HE Go on, don't be shy.  Ask me out!
SHE Okay, get out!!!
 
HE I think I could make you very happy
SHE Why?  Are you leaving?

HE What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE Nothing.  I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
 
HE Can I have your name?
SHE Why, don't you already have one?
 
HE Shall we go and see a film?
SHE I've already seen it!!!
 
HE Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
 
HE Where have you been all my life?
SHE Hiding from you.
 
HE Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
 
HE Is this seat empty?
SHE Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
 
HE So, what do you do for a living?
SHE I'm a female impersonator.

HE Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE Do not enter.
 
HE How do you like your eggs in the morning?
SHE Unfertilized.
 
HE Your body is like a temple.
SHE Sorry, there are no services today.
 
HE I would go to the end of the world for you.
SHE But would you stay there?
 
HE If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
 
HE Where have you been all my life?
SHE Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

[Da WCC Hopar!]

lol nice ones

[CRAFTY]

LMFAO! Some good ones  

[Trauma-san]

Most of them were tired and not very creative, but this one


HE Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE Do not enter.
 



Was funny.  

[OpTiCaL]

Hahah...



...rofl


will have to remember a few of those n use next time im in da club  

[.:TimeLock:.]

damn some of them are really harsh...funny still though lol

i like this one

HE Go on, don't be shy.  Ask me out!
SHE Okay, get out!!!

LMAOOOOOOOO!!!