lil lol

[Nima - Dubcnn.com]

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who
owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly
surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the
tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in
it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body
in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him
you didn't

have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a
dead body

in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
~~

[Diabolical]

lmao

[bez]

LMFAO

[Z the laidback Virus]

 

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

lol

[EddyFunkDocc14]

LoL...I wonder if that works.

[kottonmouthninja]

BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

lol jk naw i read that before its pretty funny...

[.:TimeLock:.]

might work for some peeps, probably not for me though

[Don Breezio]

LMFAO

[T-Dogg]

Pretty funny. Not -funny, but funny.