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November 18, 2003, 09:43:00 AM »
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who
owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly
surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the
tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in
it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body
in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him
you didn't
have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a
dead body
in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
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Diabolical
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November 18, 2003, 09:48:24 AM »
lmao
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bez
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November 18, 2003, 10:32:39 AM »
LMFAO
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Z the laidback Virus
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November 18, 2003, 01:47:11 PM »
lol
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EddyFunkDocc14
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November 18, 2003, 04:31:12 PM »
LoL...I wonder if that works.
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kottonmouthninja
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November 18, 2003, 06:46:16 PM »
BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
lol jk naw i read that before its pretty funny...
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November 20, 2003, 12:38:12 AM »
might work for some peeps, probably not for me though
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Don Breezio
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November 20, 2003, 12:42:52 AM »
LMFAO
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T-Dogg
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November 20, 2003, 03:21:49 AM »
Pretty funny. Not
-funny, but funny.
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