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FILA::AUS:

--- Quote from: AcGrundy420 on October 13, 2002, 10:31:00 PM ---word up SGV.  I would be willing to get fired from every job that I have had for the chance to have a threesome with two hot girls.  It ain't everyday that you get a chance to be in bed with two chicks at once.  Oh well Jome, the best men in history made many mistakes.  Learn from this one, and next chance you get to have a threesome don't give yourself any excuses.  Hell, if you got a guy as a boss he might even understand.

Jome: Sorry boss, I let ya down on the job today.

Boss:  Aw, what did ya do son?

Jome: I had the opportunity to have sex with 2 fine girls at once.  And when opportunity comes my way, I take it.  Well I ended up bangin em both for hours and didn't pick anybody up in the taxi.  I am sorry, punish me however you want.

Boss:  Punish you?  Hell son, Ima congradulate you.  I'da done the same damn thing.  Thats good thinkin.  I like that in you.  In fact Ima give you a raise.  Let's go celebrate with a beer.  And dammit son, next time you got two chicks with you on the job, both ready and willing, you better give me a call.

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PLease believe me when i say that I have never laughed so hard.

Yo Jome, its cool, its always business before pleasure. You should have got one of those hoes numbers and called them and went picked them up in the taxi on your next shift.

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