It's June 15, 2024, 02:14:16 PM
This would be the easiest way:1. Move to New York2. Record yourself an album, in the quickest way possible, to ensure you get your subscription quiker. It doesn't have to be anything amazing, just do something like this:Yo my names flip doggand yeah I'm a hogI like to pet my dogmomma cooked a breakfast with no hogI can't see while driving in the fogyesterday I took a shit that looked like a logchorus:New york, New YorkNew York, New YorkYeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah3. Bring your tape over to the Source offices to review it. (make sure you let them know you reside in New York)4. Wait for them to give you 4 and a half mics, and then ask them for a free subscription. Simple as that.