Best hip hop punchlines

[AlerG]

"i'm like a bum with no legs, i can't stand working" Classified

peace.

[AlerG]

"but you still missed the point like a free throw shot" Jadakiss

[Bomb-A®]

You'z a flee, and I'm the big dog
I scratch you of my balls with my Muthafuckin paws
 - Snoop Doog

Everybody wanna put their dope on me
Sayin' I won't get searched by th LAPD
 - Ice Cube



peace

[Code Blue]

I'm trying not to get fucked like 2Pac in jail

Your career is George Burns I can't believe you ain't dead yet

I show more blind rage Than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles wrestling in a steel cage

Talent like mine is rarely seen like handicaps havin intercourse

You blew up like Roseanne's belly/Your style's too old to do me like Aaliyah and R. Kelly

But I spread new rap styles like prostitutes spread chlamydia

My styles like A.I.D.S., half of ya'll got it, but none of ya'll are sayin' shit

You ain't just wack/You what wack wants to be when it grows up

8 out of every 10 chicks are attracted to me/One is a relative, and the other one a damn liar!

It's still all relative like West Virginans before they marry.

King Tech's astonishing, like Craig Mack without his Acne Cream

I don't give a fuck if Jesus write your verses and Satan and God produced it

You made a 3 minute song, thats 3 minutes too long

All Chino XL

C'mon man. Seriously.

[pappy]

ask beavis i get nothing but head

big l

[SGV]

I'm trying not to get fucked like 2Pac in jail

C'mon man. Seriously.

Does that upset you? LMAO. Because all those lines are hot. But, then again, you think D-12 is dope, so...

[Code Blue]

I'm trying not to get fucked like 2Pac in jail

C'mon man. Seriously.

Does that upset you? LMAO. Because all those lines are hot. But, then again, you think D-12 is dope, so...

I just can't possibly understand why you think those corny ass punches are so much better than say Eminem's, Lloyd Banks', or even Fabolous' punchlines.

[SGV]

I just can't possibly understand why you think those corny ass punches are so much better than say Eminem's, Lloyd Banks', or even Fabolous' punchlines.

LMAO. Did I say they were? I don't think I did. Quote me saying "Chino's Punchlins are better than Eminem's, Lloyd Banks' and Fabolous'."

Haha. You're a funny guy. If we're talking 98 Eminem, it's close. He used to have me rolling back in the day. Banks doesn't even have me cracking a smile. Fab does once in a while, but his Punches are similar, much like Banks.

Explain why those aren't funny.

[Suffice]

" got niggas' heads dividin' faster than nerds at a calculus convention.
see i school niggas, then i afterschool niggas, like detention." -  Ras Kass

"I'm strong enough to throw a bullet faster than a gun can shoot it" - Canibus

"So fly, i need a passport just to walk" - Canibus

 ---- All these from "Uni-4-orm" by Heltah Skeltah  feat. Canibus, Ras

[Code Blue]

I just can't possibly understand why you think those corny ass punches are so much better than say Eminem's, Lloyd Banks', or even Fabolous' punchlines.

LMAO. Did I say they were? I don't think I did. Quote me saying "Chino's Punchlins are better than Eminem's, Lloyd Banks' and Fabolous'."

Haha. You're a funny guy. If we're talking 98 Eminem, it's close. He used to have me rolling back in the day. Banks doesn't even have me cracking a smile. Fab does once in a while, but his Punches are similar, much like Banks.

Explain why those aren't funny.

Well, you seem to love Chino, yet despise the 3 rappers I mentioned. If you don't think Chino is any better then those 3, then how come you always show Chino love but not them? Or am I missin' something?

[Code Blue]

" got niggas' heads dividin' faster than nerds at a calculus convention.
see i school niggas, then i afterschool niggas, like detention." -  Ras Kass

"I'm strong enough to throw a bullet faster than a gun can shoot it" - Canibus

"So fly, i need a passport just to walk" - Canibus

 ---- All these from "Uni-4-orm" by Heltah Skeltah  feat. Canibus, Ras

Now those are some motherfuccin' lyrics. Rassy Kassy and Bis are both a lot better lyrically than Chino XL IMO.

[7even]

I twist you in a different shape
and toss you in Michigan Lake
for fisherman's sake

[SGV]

Well, you seem to love Chino, yet despise the 3 rappers I mentioned. If you don't think Chino is any better then those 3, then how come you always show Chino love but not them? Or am I missin' something?

Chino is dope. I've LIKED, not loved, Chino since Here To Save You All, where he went neck and neck with someone who you claim is superior than him, Ras Kass. Peep "Riiiot" that's Chino matching Ras Kass line for line. As for Fabolous, Banks and Em. I give Fab props, ask Jome. Do I think Fab is as skilled as Chino? Not close. Banks, he's just another Mixtape rapper to me. He's nowhere near Chino's level, that's real. Eminem used to be a close contender, then he started studio thugging, singing on records and making lame diss records, that I lost all hope. Em has what it takes to match Chino, but he doesn't show it for some reason. He'd rather try to impress 50 with mumble mouth nonsensical rapping.


What I find funny, those lyrics from Ras and Canibus are no different than Chino's. Yet, you dig them? Why? Because even though you claim you like Chino, it's obvious you don't. Bias hating.

[AlerG]

don't even talk about guns/
the only nine you got is a five dollar bill and four ones/ canibus- patriots

you dont impress me and no one can test me/
An Emcee so ill, I got AIDS scared to catch me/ Canibus- Beasts From The East

I grab mics and push niggas to the left/
so fast their hearts end up on the right side of their chests/ Canibus- Beasts From The East

Yo, I rip shit with the ballistic characteristics/
Of a hollow tip at point blank distance/ Canibus- 2000BC

They so gassed, if a bitch sucked they dick they'd probably cum helium/ Canibus- 2000BC



just to name a few, peace.

[Lil Suge Knight]

[Ja Rule]
"Yeah, Yeah
May the law be with niggaz who shout my name in vain
I'm a Murderer motherfucker, you loose change"

"DMX was my dog, but now we just dog fight
Sucking on glass dicks, calling them crack pipes"

"Who the fuck you callin' gay nigga, must a been talk to
Em' and "Dre", nigga, pour out a little liqour
And rest in peace to "Tupac Shakur", cause you let us know
that Dre was a queer before
And "Marshall" how dare you use his name in vain
Son of a panther, you'll never understand his pain
But you do understand trailer parks and cocaine
Disrespcting your mother what fuckin part of
the game is that man , I guess this world need change
so we got it, and now I gotta put 'em in the grave
Red, guide 'em before they put us in the cage
Rule' and Gotti america's most wanted to many..
Come and get me!!! (Pretty soon ya gonna pay)"

"They say I rap to rhythm and blues
But when I turn on the radio, I hear y'all niggaz rappin' it too
He's like "Baby can you give it to me"
Nah, I'ma give it to you
The same way that we gave it to Proof
The same way that we gave it to Loose"

THATS HARD FROM JA, SOME NICE LYRICS, COMING HARD, VERY SUPRISED, IS THERE ANYWHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD THIS!