whats your sex sign? quiz inside

[pinche juan]

http://www.quizdiva.com/sexsignquiz.html

[Don Seer]

Your Sex Sign is Cancer!
You're a total pleaser.
One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked.
You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing.
You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful.

Cancer, you are a born pleaser.
Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure.
An incurable romantic, you adore being courted.
You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.

You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing.
You are a celebrated kisser.
You also like to touch and fondle yourself.
Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age.
As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic.
Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.

You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction.
You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make.
You have the most communicative body language of any sign.

You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet.
Frequent sex seems to calm you down.
But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style.
You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.  
Show the world your sex sign. Just cut and paste this code into your online journal, web site, or blog!  

i agree with that

[pinche juan]

i forgot to post mine

Your Sex Sign is Scorpio!
If you've done it, you've aced it.
You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime.
You're great at talking dirty and getting down!
The catch: you never share.
One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it!

Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo!
You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary.
Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit...

Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive.
You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity.
You love kinky sex.
You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds.
Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies.

You are very physical and sexual in public.
You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours.
You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition.
Your personality is stormy and explosive.
You love to pick fights in hopes of having steamy make-up sex!


i agree with almost everything except the body part, im working on that though

[UDollar A.K.A Nino]

Your Sex Sign is Taurus!

You ooze sensuality and lust!
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!

Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.

Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.

Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
As long as there is some privacy.

You are very oral - a master at oral sex.
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.

As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!

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Looooool:

"You're a master at giving head" (Hope they dont mean to men  )

"Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all" (If they are good looking, they do, lol)

"Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!" (Lol, My girlfriend would almost kill me if I began pissing her in the face, lol....)....

Funny test though....

Peace




 

[On The Edge of Insanity]

Your Sex Sign is Aries!
You're fiery, independent, and the best anyone's ever had.
You're so hot that you drive everyone wild with sexual frustration.
You're a total star when you're on top, but you also need to be impressed in bed.

Aries, you are headstrong, spolied, fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent.
You always want to be the best anyone's ever had, and you'll spend all night convincing your lover that you are.
Don't worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had.
When you get down, you don't leave out anything.

Sexually, you're a leader and very sure of yourself.
One of your favorite positions is being on top, where you can move freely - while letting your lover observe you orgasm.
Sex with you is always exciting.
You start with teasing, playful seduction - that always drives your lovers wild with frustration.
You always deliver though!

You love being over powered, and you respond to a strong sexual appetite with equal fervor.
The confident lover who can give you breathtaking, powerful sex will have you eating out of his or her hand.  
Show the world your sex sign. Just cut and paste this code into your online journal, web site, or blog!  

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

cancer

[GangstaBoogy]

Your Sex Sign is Aquarius!
You're a 22nd century lover - without any rules or hangups.
You're a typical "trysexual"... well versed in the bedroom and curious about everything you haven't tried.
You give everyone you run into the most exotic sex ever.

Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being.
Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic.

You are very adventurous and curious about everything.
Aquarians are the "seekers" of the Zodiac.
You aren't posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules.

Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian.
You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime.
You enjoy hearing about other people's sexual exploits, and you completely unshockable.

You reached sexual maturity at an early age.
You have had many varied sexual relationships, and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience.
Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed.
You love to be taught new sexual tricks.

You love to experiment seuxally.
You have a preference for the most exotic sex positions - Hindu, Japanese, and especially Tantric.  
Show the world your sex. Just cut and paste this code into your online journal, web site, or blog!  

[Mua ha ha]

Your Sex Sign is Sagittarius! (Hell, at least it matches my b-day sign...)
"Fuck and run" is your motto.
You're into almost anything, as long as it doesn't involve violence.
Sex with a new person is what gets you off most - so much so that you have a new lover every week!

Sagittarius, you are completely irresistible.
And you fling yourself into >one thrilling affair after another.
You need constant sexual diversion.

You are comfortable with a one-night stand.
You'll walk out a lover's door without a second thought, and you can't be pinned down by anyone.
You are sexually high strung, and you are likely to seek sexual gratification before establishing emotional intimacy.

Sex is a game for you.
Unsurprisingly, you are drawn to athletic types - you like your lovers to sweat.
Sex for you is an animal experience.
You like anything and everything - oral sex, anal sex, threesomes, mutual masturbation.
Though you love energetic sex, you don't like it rough.

Far from being jealous of lover's old flames, you get aroused just hearing about them.
You press for all the juicy details.
You either marry often or never, but you rarely settle down.

[xtreme_boarder]

Your Sex Sign is Gemini!
You're a sexual wild child who's aiming to do it all - or die trying.
Getting with you is a total adventure, so people should only hop on if they can handle the ride.
No one can predict your next sex move... you'll do anything to get off!

Gemini, people better look out for you.
You need a lover who is a match for your wit, intelligence, and sexual curiousity.
You are unpredictible, moody, highly entertaining, adventurous, versatile, and an incredible flirt.
You have the tendency to be promiscious.
You hardly ever wear underwear, and you are the most likely of all the signs to shave ... down there.

Your sexual curiousity knows no bounds.
You'll try anything and try it often.
You jump at the chance to engage in threesomes - but only if it's a guy-guy-girl thing.
Typically, an orgy will always revolve around you.

You love gadgets, especially sex toys.
Being highly sexual, you love to incorporate sex toys in to intercourse.
It's a challenge to keep up with you...
And your lover must be willing change sexual positions and techniques to keep you satisfied.

You are an unpredictible person who seeks the same in a lover.
You like sex in unusual places, including: phonebooths, movie theaters, and airplane bathrooms.  
Show the world your sex sign. Just cut and paste this code into your online journal, web site, or blog!  

[Mygla]

Cancer

You're a total pleaser.
One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked.
You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing.
You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful.

Cancer, you are a born pleaser.
Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure.
An incurable romantic, you adore being courted.
You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.

You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing.
You are a celebrated kisser.
You also like to touch and fondle yourself.
Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age.
As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic.
Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.

You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction.
You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make.
You have the most communicative body language of any sign.

You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet.
Frequent sex seems to calm you down.
But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style.
You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.  
Show the world your sex sign. Just cut and paste this code into your online journal, web site, or blog!  
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i think this test is meant for women, cause on that threesome question "hell yeah, if it's gonna be guy-guy-girl" (or something like that) was an option, but nothing about  girl-girl-guy (and i'm pretty sure most of us fellas would answer that   )

[LAZY]

Your Sex Sign is Capricorn!
You may have had a late start to sex, but that doesn't mean you do it like a newbie.
You seem outwardly conservative to some, but you are incredible in bed!
You don't sleep around. Or kiss and tell.

Capricorn, you seem cool, collected, and complex - but underneath it all you are a sizzling sexpot.
You are a complete challenge for anyone.
Your aloofness is a dare, and your stunning good looks are a powerful attractor.

You consider power to be a total turn on.
You are attracted to powerful people and the things they give you.
No short-term love affairs for you.
You like security, and you don't consider yourself cheap.

Capricorns are usually late sexual bloomers.
They are positively stunning when they hit their late twenties.
It's difficult to know just how old you are.
Everyone tries to guess - and everyone gets it wrong.

Though your attitudes toward sex are outwardly conservative, you are the most satisfying sex partner anyone's ever had.
And you never kiss and tell!

You are very concerned that pleasure be shared.
Your favorite foreplay activity is 69, and during sex you like to be on top.