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The portrait of an American Adult: My life story
Trauma-san:
--- Quote ---Name: Brandon Terrel Azalbarian
Age: 17 (18 on October 17th)
Race: Armenian/African American
Birthplace: Memphis, Tennessee. Moved to California at 3 months old. Moved back and forth in the Southern California ever since.
Education: Village Christian School: Pre-School - Kindergarten
Panorama Baptist School: First Grade
Apperson Elementary: Second-Third Grade
Bethel Christian School: Fourth-Fifth Grade
Mt. Gleason Middle School: Sixth-Eigth Grade
Burbank High: Ninth-Twelve Grade
Work History: Worked for my dad at his body shop. He fired me lol
Did yard work for friends and familyThat's about it
Family: Dad: A mechanic. Been doing that since he came to America from Russia at 18. Age: 44
Mother: Drives bus routes for the MTA. She's been a housewife before that though. Age: 37
Brother: We fight like enemies but I love him more than life itself. Age: 10
Sister: Beautiful little girl. I'ma have to scare guys away from her when she gets older lol. Age: 5
Lots of uncles and aunts and cousins, but I won't mention them
Friends: My friends Kevin, Devin, James, Steven, Matt, Armen, Sako, Kareem, Daniel, Benesh, Kirsten, Sarah, Stephanie. They are my closest homies.
Love Interests: Got my girl Teresa. We've been together for 3 or 4 months now
Religion: Christian (Baptist)
Enemies: The bitch that tried to abduct me at the age of 6. Fuckin Sergick and Andy who tried to plant dope on my dad and ruin his good name (they mess with him, the mess with me).
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Man, you were abducted almost? Interemesting, vey vey interemesting. Have you been back to Memphis to visit Graceland? LOL That's the first place I'd head.
Suga Foot:
Age: 19
Real Name: Adon
Race: White (Half Italian, Half Ukrainian)
Birthplace: North Vancouver, BC, Canada. Lived all around THe Greater Vancouver Area all my life. I Currently Live In Port Moody BC.
Education: Preschool-12 Grade in Maple Ridge, BC, Canada
College in Couquitlam BC. I ended up dropping out of college. I was there only to play Baseball. I was a pitcher (lefty) and I ended up screwing up my shoulder. My left shoulder socket is now loose for life. And my left arm now hangs slightly lower than my right. I could have got correective surgery, but there was a risk of never being able to throw again.
Work History: Janitor, Now Apprenticing To Become a Pattern Maker (Wood Working Stuff)
Family:
Father: 45, Owns 2 Businesses, one of which I am Employed at. The Other one is a Plastics Fabrication/Vacuum Forming company. Both Businesses he has only owned for 3 years. Before that, he had a partnership at another business. But his partner was an ass, so he left.
Oh and don't think its all glamourous to own a business. It can really suck sometimes. I had to work two 12 hour days last weekend without pay.
Mother: 44, Teaches Specail Needs Children at an Elementary School.
Brother: 20, Also Apprenticing with me.
Cousin: 25, Used to live in Moscow, Then in Dar Es Salaam (Africa). Lives here now. She has Adisons Disease, and also maybe Wipples Disease (She Just Went In For Tests) She Lives Weekends With Us.
Cousin: 19, Used to post here by the name of MadChild.
He Used to live with his family, but he got in a fist fight with his step dad, and he now lives in my house. He is a manager of a Safeway.
Friends: Lots, A few that play pro baseball too.
Love Interests: Been Goin Out With My Girlfirend For 5 months
Religion: None
Enemies: Proud To Say I have absolutley None
A litte History:
When I was born we lived in Surrey BC. in an area called "rat flats", my parents used to have to go to food banks to feed our family. We had holes in the walls of our house. When I was about 3 we moved into the basment of our Grandparents house. My dad was constantly gettin laid off, so he had to work odd jobs, building houses and furniture. When I was about 5 we moved into a dumpy house in Maple Ridge BC. We had about 9 acres of land. The house was a dump. But it was cheap. It was a great house to grow up in because of the land. After about 2 years of living there, my dad and another guy started a business because they were tired of gettin laid off. It was rough times. We had no money. I was in school wearing torn clothes, everyday. But after a few years of living like that. My dad business started to really take off. It ended up grossing over $1,000,000.00 in a year. But his partner started to become stupid and wanted to spend money in places it wasn't needed. So my dad sold his share of the business to his partner and we moved to port moody, and my dad started his own business a few years ago. We now live in a $400,000.00 in a really good neighbourhood (kinda looks like the one in Next Friday in Ranch Coucamonga) and my parents can finally drive nice cars. It's still hard sometimes with the business, but it's a lot less stressfull. So as you can see, my family worked their asses off to get what we have. It really makes me appreciate things a lot.
Now you Know Me ;D
Trauma-san:
Enemies: any dumb fuck who tries to fuck with my family, and those punk mexicans who wanna fuck with me , and.....oohhh yeaa, fucc tha keys patrol dude, and fuck the animal controll...and fuck you people who always complained cause of my dogg, retaliation is a must.....dont worry black, i got ya back, ima serve all these bitches who fucked with you, and that german shepard down the street is gonna get his fuckin head blown off, dont worry dogg.[/quote]
LOL.... man, you have too many enemies. That's dangerous. It's cool hearing about your uncles, I think everybody's got a favorite uncle. Mine are all druggies, and live out of state, I do'nt keep in touch. Your dad runs 'businesses' huh? Come on now. Just tell us your dad sells smack, I'll understand :)
Trauma-san:
--- Quote ---Name- Thomas Nisbett
age- 17
BirthPlace- south ozone park queens NY. Jamaica hospital. Moved to hicksville when i was 10
Education- preschool, dont remember. K-2nd, p.s. 108. 3-4, saint marry gate of heaven. 5th Old country rd elementry school. 6-8. Hicksville middle school. 9-12, hicksville high
Work History-
Umpire in 9th
Landscaper in 10th
Mace's closeout city x-mas of 2000 to present
Family
dad- joseph, former plumber now paralyzed 45
mom- dorthey, libraian, pollock, 45
brother- marc, 12
sister- jessica, only 1 in tha family thats goin go somewhere, 10. I gots lots of cousins an what not
religion- baptized catholic but i havnt followed since my confirmation
Friends- neil, he moved. Besides that, jus basically the few i talk to online. a couple of peeps i talk to at work but basically no1
Enemies- any1 that looks at me cock eyed
Love interest- nobody likes me every1 hates me
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"Saint Mary Gate of Heaven"? Interesting name, I wonder if it was anything like heaven, lol. I'm guessing not. Is your moms all quiet, and go around the house going "shhhh!" all the time when you're loud? LOL, I worked in the library in the 12th grade, it was boring, but the hunnies liked it, lol. "can you help me find a book, please?" "yeah, baby, come sit on pappa's lap"... And of course people love you, you're trippin.
Trauma-san:
--- Quote ---Name: Craig M. McCra
Age: 17 (18 on March 25th)
Race: White(25% Native American\25% Czech\25%Polark\25%Finnish...Yeah i'm a mutt)
Birthplace: Attleboro,Massachusetts
Education-Pre School-12th Grade Attleboro High School (2nd largest high school on the east coast)
Work History: K-Mart...LoL i make a whole 7.50 an hour it
Family: Dad:Plastic molder..Makes computer parts.Age:39
Mom:Secretary at some company i dunno.. Age: 36
Brother:Hes close to my age so we get along..Age:15
Lots of uncles and aunts and cousins, but I won't mention them
Friends: My friends,Jon,Gig,Paul,Leo,Mario,Larry,Jose,Nelson,Brittany,Kristen,Kerri,Mike C.,Dave,Animal Cracker,8th,Evil,Vanessa,Sherri,Jess T,Jess W ,Cheri,Razee,Ricky
Love Interests:Had a girl for 3 years.We just broke up last week=(. Love of my life so far
Religion: Nuttin
Enemies: My grumpy ass old neighbor( call the cops again,i'll destroy all you're vehicles),Faggot muthafuckers in this trailer park who give me shit.Dan Tomasian,Dave Wolfenden,Chris Baptist(your time WILL come sooner or later they jumped my brother who is 4 years younger than them.)Steve Hilton(mahfucka when i see you please believe you'll be in the hospital)
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Sucks about your girl, man. Good luck with that. Tell your dad to start stealing like 1 computer part a day, then i'll pay him to put it together, lol. All he has to do is smuggle them out slowwwwwwwwwly. I've got a neighbor across the street keeps calling because I got all my cars in the driveway (we have 7 cars here). I know how that feels... he threatened my brother, 14, so my mom had him arrested, and sued him in small claims for 25,000 for pain and suffering, LOL.
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