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Doggystylin:
aight well  today was my last day of school, and i was just gonna ride the bus for the fuck of it, anyways i go to school, take my exam, i was wearin my bone shirt and you know i had to deal with them god damn haters, anyways so then its time for spanish, i know this is old yall but hold up it gets better, not like you think though, yeah so holy muthafuckin shit christa's wearin the least ive seen all year, yeah so ive creamed my khakis by this moment....

so anyways, im just sittin there bumpin my flesh n bone, bell rings, everyones gone except me my spanish teacher n christa, i was itchin to say somethin to her, yall know me tho, fuckin pussy, so she left, i commented my teacher n then left. i was bumpin world so cruel so i was gettin all emotional at this point, lol, i was thinkin damn, this whole year went by and nothin....we just walk away

anyways so i get on my bus....#7 im sittin there thinkin about ya know, lol. me and my sorry ass, and then this HOT ass chick walks in, im like wtf, ive never seen her, so she sits on the other side but same row, n so we leave.....

now theres these 2 whiteboys sittin in the back n me n this mexican a few seats up, the muthafucka throws a waterballoon and soakes us, OMG i was about to bust his head open, specially since i was listenin to, "nothin but the bone in me" by flesh, lol, anyways the mexican up there got a waterbaloon somehow and threw it back at him and it hit the guy next to him, so he got up and hes like, you muthafcukin beaner, your spic ass is about to die, i was like wtf? and he comes over and fuckin socks the guy in the head and he went down,

so this other mexican got up and hes like, what homie? what was that bitch? and throws his ass down, and then these other white dudes jump in and the other mexican jumps back, man......huge ass muthafuckin brawl on the bus, so the bus driver drives back to school, kicks those guys all off, half the bus left, lol. i wasnt about to get in trouble the last day of school so i stayed out of it.

aight so now were headin back n everyones gotten off except me and that hot bitch, so im like damn were at the last stop (my stop) and she hasnt got off, so i get off and walk to my home and im like damn WTF she lives like 5 houses down and i havent noticed her for the last fuckin 5 years that ive been here?

so thats it yall, post ya what ya think, lol....oh wait, oh yeah in 1st period, this kid manuel asked out this huuuuuuge fat chick for me, omg, lololol, i was scared as fuck, he was like, yeah she wants you

aight thats it..........doggy is out on parole, damn that cj shit fucked me up tho

Sikotic™:
Well introduce yourself to the girl man. Play some Raphael Saadiq or some smooth shit like that. Works all the time lol

Trauma-san:
Man, that's wild.  Freakin' mexicans, always startin' trouble.





























j/k

ZILLA THA GOODFELLA:
I say u gotta leave that PUSSY shit behind u this summer and get at that Christa gyrl which u seem 2 LUV next year.

And this summer u gotta get at that hot gyrl u saw on tha bus since she lives like hella close 2 U, Find out as much about her as u can then plot tha way to get at her, It aint that hard.....U could be gettin in that bitches draws everyday, think about it.....Leave tha Pussiness behind u and grow some balls.....Let this gyrl be a practice run 4 Christa. lol.

.:R-E-L:.:
u had ur chance......

when every1 left tha bus....u shoulda been like "Yo, damn, wassup wit all these people gettin off tha bus....at least u still here" or some shit like that......

but since u didnt....

jus go 2 her house and holla @ her

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