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Skindiana bon3z:
Pitch Black:

You got me all wrong holy man, I absolutely believe in God and I absolutely hate the fucker.

Arabian Kid: Captain, Captain... - Fry: I'm not your F***ing Captain!

A Nightmare on Elm Street Series:

Freddy:Sorry boy...I don't believe in fairytailes!

Freddy:This is it Jennifer...your big break in T.V!!! Welcome to PrimeTimeee...BITCH!!! (girl who wanted to be a movie star...after smashing her head through a T.V.....)

1. Freddy? 2. Well I ain't Doctor Seuss

Freddy: How's this for a wetdream? (He drowns the boy.
HINT 2 The boy is having a sexy dream to start with. )

Once Upon A Time In Mexico:

SANDS: Are you a mexican, or a mexican't?

SANDS: Why? y would I want that y would I want bubblegum? MEXICAN KID: **speakin spanish** SANDS: alright alright yea yea yea yea yea.. this *hold up $10* should hold the both of us over for quite a long time.. so.. I dont ever want to see u again. MEXICAN KID: Gracias!!! SANDS:Fuck off!

Sands- Mmmmm. You must try this. It is a slow roasted pork, nothing fancy just happens to be my favorite. And everywhere i go, i order this with a tequila and lime. And this is is by far the best it has been. Anywhere. In fact it is too good. In fact it is so good that after i finish eating, i'm going to walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. because that is what i do. I restore the balance to this country. And i would expect the same from you my friend. El- you want me to shoot the cook? Sands- no i'll shoot the cook, my car's parked out back anyways.

Sands to Taxi Driver-I can't see, you fuck mook!!


Boyz N The Hood:

If she your lady how come I stick my ding-a-ling in her every night?

Don't you call me no ho, I ain't no ho.
Oh, I'm sorry, bitch.

I aint from no Africa you from Africa you African booty scratcher!

Moon, Stars, Quasars, Muthafucka sound like Elroy Jetson.

Man,get your 4 by 4 head off of me!!!!

First off, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfuckin' knowin'.

1) You ain't shit. And you ain't never gonna amount to shit. All you do around here is eat, sleep and shit. 2) Is that it? 1) Hell no that ain't it. It ain't it until i say it's it god damn it. And where you goin you fat fuck, you ain't got a job?

Young Tre: Get yo' punk as brother, bitch! I'll get my daddy. At least I got one, motherfucker!


From Dusk Til' Dawn:

...psychos, did they look like psychos--is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos DO NOT explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are.

Seth Gecko : You and your family could all live forever or die this second...and I don't give a shit which !

Rule #1. You make a noise, Mr. 44 makes a noise. You have a question, Mr. 44 has your answer. You understand? Hostage: Yes. Seth: Good, Rule #2. You do what we say, when we say it, because if you don't, see Rule #1. And don't try to fucking run from us, because I have 6 little friends in here that run hell of a lot faster than you.

1)what are you so agitated about? 2)im still stewin about that ape laying his hand on me. 3)what are you going to do? 4) well im gonna finish this bottle and then im going to bust it over his melon fucking head.

Take advantage of our pussy sale! Buy once piece of pussy, and you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! If you find pussy cheaper anywhere else.....FUCK IT!!!!!!!


Rush Hour:


(yelling)Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

do you speka any english do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth i dont belive this shit first mister ricer rony comes in and he dont even speak any english come on man my ride is over here. put your bag in the back,put your bag in the back.nononononono you put your own shit in the back in not a sky cat in an fbi your understand me .you dont even know what sayen so mmumumumumu

You sound like a karate movie.

I'm hi half brotha, can't you tell I'm Blackanese?!

Whats up,my nigger?

You're asking for me to kick your little Beijing ass, aren't you?

What the HELL did you just say?

What the hell is this? You trying to give me a bucket of grease?

#1 Oh, hell no! You didn't just touch my god damn radio! #2 The Beach Boys are great American music. #1 The Beach Boys are going to get you a great ass whoopin'! Don't you EVER touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China, but you can get your ass killed out here man.

I'm still the law around here! Next time I come in here, you better clean this shit up...and brush your teeth!

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Those are just random quotes I remember that were funny, there's a lot more but I don't feel like postin em' all right now...add to the list....

bez:
HEYYYYYY U GUUUUUUYS

Now_Im_Not_Banned:

--- Quote from: Bez on January 26, 2004, 02:36:57 PM ---HEYYYYYY U GUUUUUUYS

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^^LoL "Goonies"


Freddy is the king of funny one-liners, but I don't feel like posting 'em all up right now...Lemme list the movies of the quotes you put up...



--- Quote ---Freddy: Sorry boy...I don't believe in fairytailes!
--- End quote ---
-Nightmare On Elm Street 3


--- Quote ---Freddy: This is it Jennifer...your big break in TV!!! Welcome to Primetime, BITCH!!!
--- End quote ---
-Nightmare On Elm Street 3


--- Quote ---Dan: Krueger!
Freddy: Well I ain't Doctor Seuss
--- End quote ---
-Nightmare On Elm Street 4


--- Quote ---Freddy: How's this for a wet dream?
--- End quote ---
-Nightmare On Elm Street 4

white Boy:
Ricky Tan!

Sikotic™:
Good shit especially the ones of Johnny Depp from Once Upon A Time In Mexico. I always liked the dialogue from that movie.

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