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Tyler H. of parts unknown....september 11, 2003the menu:Note: all items must be brought to me on silver plates, with silverware, in this order: Loaf of freshly baked honey-wheat bread, Romaine lettuce salad with grape tomatos and Ceasar dressing, Mashed Potatos with lots of butter, salt, pepper, Bowl of Corn with butter, salt, pepper (Corn and potatos may be mixed), 16oz Filet Mignon (Rare, bloody) Blackened, wrapped in Bacon, One angry as shit before he was boiled Maine Lobster, Glass of ice water. Shirley Temple with extra Grenadine served in large martini glass, Pint of Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream (new spoon at this point, must be wooden), A collective blow job from the Ravens Cheerleading Squad (to be given while eating Ben and Jerry's), Hash Brownies made from the finest emerald nuggets (after blow job), Opiate derived painkillers (at least 5 Percocets, preferably 10).
hmm...16 Double DOuble meals from in n out all double toasted 8 Animal Style 8 Flying Dutchmen style8 chocolate shakes and 6 Strawberry 2 neopolitanA gallon of cookies and Cream Ice Cream and a Gallon of Apple Pie Ice Cream2 Pepperoni Pizzas and 2 SausageA bowl of boiled onionsTeriaki Chicken Stirfry cooked by Steven Segal!and a plate of the rarest truffles in the world, then when they look for the truffles I escape! haha I'm an F'n genious!Edit: and a bottle of refrigerated Hunts Ketchup and French's Mustard and some english muffin Pizzas, about 25
1 Burger King egg/sauage croissant sandwich3 Fried Chicken drumsticks [crisp]1 California burrito from an accredited mexican shop[steak/fries/guacamole/assorted shredded cheese]2 Fish Tacos [Rubio's]1 Italian meatball sandwich [mustard and pickles]2 orders of Little Caesars breadsticks [extra marinara sauce] 3 orders of crisscut fries [Carl Jr's] 1 half gallon of chocolate ice creamPlate of brownies w/walnuts2 French chocolate donuts2 cans of fruit cocktail [Dole]1 starburst candy pack3 two liters of soda [Cactus Cooler/Squirt/7-UP]1 lb of crushed ice
20 bucks limit is for Federal inmates...we ain't that hardcore
Quote from: Kaptain Kain on February 06, 2004, 02:50:52 PM20 bucks limit is for Federal inmates...we ain't that hardcore I Thought That Was What We Were Talkin Bout