Author Topic: LMAO (Read 514 times)

Da WCC Hopar! · « **on:** March 13, 2004, 02:19:59 PM »

One day a women goes to the doctors. He hands her a bottle of pills and tells her to put one pill in her husband's coffee every morning to make him more horny in bed. The next morning she did this and that night they had the best sex ever!!! She thought the next morning, "well i'll put two in this time". They had hot steamy sex, better than the night before. The next morning she decides to put the whole bottle of pills in his coffee to see what would happen. The next day, the phone rings and her son picks it up. It was the doctor. He says "son, where's your mother". The little boy replies: "my mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butthole's five inches bigger, and dad's outside goin here kitty, kitty, kitty!!!!