It's May 23, 2024, 08:30:15 AM
Im not talkin about curbing fuckers. Im sayin prank like shit. Theres this one goof called Ramuu. A selfish arrogant spoiled lil weasel. One day as a prank, Matt (the Instigator) dared Andreas (the horny Greek) to wack off on something of Ramus. Andreas busts in Ramu's glove, socks, shoes, and his lotion (str8 took the top off and busted in the tube!) over a 2 day period. He was a fuckin animal. This shit is crazy. We're waiting on the aftermath...
ROFL thats all some grimy ass sheisty ass shit oh my god .........But fuck it yo I ain't gonna lie I done that type a shit before too. One night me and some of my homies were kickin it outside the crib and this fool in some redneck truck comes by and my homy makes a smart ass comment about big truck small dick something like that, so the fool gets out the truck, comes over and starts bitchin at us, we play it cool and just chill and he left. Come find out this motherfucker lives 4 blocks up from me. Well anyway the next night we all go over to his house, (like 4 of us) and we all just piss on his truck. I was like all right thats fuckin funny lets go but no, my homey decided that business wasnt handled so dude actually shit in back of the guys truck. it was foul!
i got another one when i was little my mom had (still has) a daycare. i was like 7 or 8 and i had this hampster named Buster. well his cage was in the kids' play room and when i went to clean it i scooped out his lil turds. One of the little girls (like 2 or 3 years old ) asked me what it was and in a sarcastic voice i said "candy" so i leave the room to put the hampster in a bucket and come back and all 10 of the day care kids are sitting around the scooper and cage picking up hamster turds and eating them going "mmmmmm candy!"i diiiiiiiiiieeeeed laughing, then i diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied crying cuz my mom beat my ass when she found out.
I know this chick who was staying at this dude's house, and he was being a dick to her, telling her to clean the floors, wash the dishes, etc...So she went in the bathroom, and shoved his toothbrush up her ass, pissed in his shampoo, and all sorts of shit...Kinda' retarded, but funny...PeACe
My friend licked my Ketchup while I was up from my seat at McDonald's.