The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store

[EvlQNxGC]

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?
You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to
keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship
and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special
for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

[MANBEARPIG.]

It must suck for you to recieve all 15 of these cards at once....I almost feel bad

[EvlQNxGC]

no i got them from your mom's dresser.. it is too bad for her.. isnt it

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

^^That was a really horrible comeback...

[SINLOC]

^^That was a really horrible comeback...

haha it was

[Floydness]

dresser? ok... that was really gay.. LoL

[white Boy]

read the 1st two, and they sucked...

[SINLOC]

God this shit is annoying the hell outta take it out