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God told mom to kill sons

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Leroy:
she needs to die

Z the laidback Virus:
Jesus in all his splendour....of course ::)

'What's that light over there in the street,mummy?'
'That's Jesus my boy...he came back in all his splendour after a film came out about him,directed by Mel Gibson. He'd better watch out with all that light though, he might blind the drivers in their cars'

Like said before,even if Jesus comes back,he won't be believed wether he shines light out of his ass or not. I bet he'll be asked to come to all kinds of televison programmes and talkshows though. ;D

'And our next participant's back since being away for a loooong time,Jesus!'

MANBEARPIG.:
I bet he'd go to Jeopardy first and then the price is right, and after a few weeks he'll be on Blind Date.

white Boy:
would jesus have to pay taxes

FuNk-U-uP:
Well, Bush claimed that God told him to attack Iraq and Al-Qaeda. If it works for Bush, it should for her. ::)

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