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man these fuckin' mormans

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GoodLuvn169:
at this point i got a real problem with the morman church, not individual mormans.  their church keeps sendin thier fucking imp missionarries over to my fuckin house and botherin the hell outta us.  they hold grudges against former members.  my father was raised a morman, but married a catholic, and supposedly it aint right in their religion to do that.  so they come by like 5 times a month, one time they banged on the windows and fucking threw a bible at us, they also give singles ads to my father even after being married to my mother for 17 years  its fucked up, when will this cult leave us alone >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(.

Trauma-san:
Man, lol, that's messed up.  Call the police.  

Leroy:
are u sure there not jahova witnesses lmao

Z the laidback Virus:
Over here it's the Jehova's coming at the doors.
'May we enlighten you?'
'No need for it,we've got lamps allready!'

smerlus:
just fuck with them ba....do crazy shit for them to leave you alone.... every time i get one of the bastard sales people on the phone, i hurry up and think of a short skit...

like one time i answered the phone and the guy did his little introduction...i was like "hold up, i'm almost done" and i started making noises like i was forcing out a shit...i was mumbling about how potato skins always mess me up....the guy was like "ummm sir, you want me to let you go?" i told him to hold on some more, flushed the toilet like for time and was like "Man it's not going down....it kinda looks like mud...you ever take a dump like that?" and the guy hung up on me.

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