favorite South PArk moment.

[Don Breezio]

The Chinese dude in the Chinpokemon episode...."You American have BEEG penis!"

lmao "we very miniscule!"

yeah smerlus reminded me about the first episode with lemmiwinks...that shit was hilarious...the journey through the gay mans anus...thats probably the funniest episode i ever saw.

[MANBEARPIG.]

first when Cartman is a cop  "Poor people tend to live in clusters"

City Wok episode with the mongolians "does my ancient Samurai technique scare you??'bing bing biiing bonggggg!' Stupid Mongowians"

everything with Mr. Hanky, last week "You got F'd in da A", The Butters show, The Movie, The Canadian Episode "We Must save Ms. Celine Dion"  Russel Crowe Fightin Round the world "Comeon lets go kick that pussy cancer's ass!"When Cartman blew his Funny fuse and couldnt laugh at the ass faces. The JAckovisaur episode...



I dont think there has beeen an episode I didnt like

[We Fly High]

holy shit, the you got served episode was fucking hilarious..

"if you get served, and you serve them back, then ITS ON"


the gothic kid doing the funny ass dance where he just smokes a cigarette
and then theres that hooters chick
the dancing duck
and then that asian dance dance revolution kid...which topped it off.

that was some seriously funny shit..
anybody know if they sell like bootleg dvd sets of southpark on ebay.. i need to get all the seasons..

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

the crocadile hunter, that shoves his thumb up animals ass'es.

LMAO thats probably my favourite episode..

"oh this croc is reallly pissed!

Well since thats over with, I've manage to escape with only a few bruises.. and a shattered left testicle"

[Conan]

LOL, this newest episode where Cartman acts and dresses as ''AWESOM-O'', a Japanese robot, to trick the unsuspecting Butters into telling him his secrets was hilarious. This part was one of my favourite 'South Park' scenes ever:

Butters: Remember I said I put that medicinal suppository in my anus? It'll be so much easier having you do it from now on...
Cartman (In robot voice and costume): Um...actually AWESOM-O is not programmed for that function.
Butters: Oh, its real easy. I'll show you: you just take this little thingie out of the plastic paper and then I'll pull down my pants (he does so)...and just slide it up in my anus there.
Cartman: ..........no way.
Butters (confused): AWESOM-O, I thought you were programmed to do whatever I tell you?
Cartman: ...WEAK! (He reluctantly inserts the suppository into Butters ass)
Butters: Mmyeah tha-that's pretty good. Get it up there, good and deep.
Cartman: LAME!

Typically twisted 'South Park' humour Oh, and the way they ripped on Adam Sandler in this new one had me in stitches. Classic episode!

[Don Breezio]

even though i didnt really like the sexual harrassment panda episode...it had one of the funniest things in it imo...when the panda and the kids and the beautiful woman all go in (at different times) to the bar and the guys like

"hey (insert panda bear, 8 year olds, or beautiful woman here) we don't like your kind round here!"

"now skeeter they ain't hurtin nobody"

then at the end they are in the courthouse and he's like

"hey! we don't take kindly to---"
"god dammit skeeter shut the hell up"

[Diabolical]

Too many

[Skindiana bon3z]

At the end of the last episode:  

The Military Guy: Hey, did that robot just fart?

Butters:  Hey, Robots don't fart!

Military Guy:  Ohhh!!! and it smells too!!!

Black Guy in background:  A robot with smelly farts, it just doesnt make sense.

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The Sexual Harrassment Panda Episode:

Stan calls Cartman an "Ass Sucker"

Cartman:  what did you call me? (say?)

Stan:  an Ass Sucker, it means, you see an ass you suck it.

LMAO...

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I don't remember any dialogue from the episode but there was an episode where people were Shitting and Throwing up at the same time....they would shit then throw up, then shit and throw up again....

Shit was funny...

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Osama Bin Laden has Poopy Pants:

the boys are in Afghanistan to return a goat or something and Bin Laden is dancing around the boys and Cartman says: ewwww dude, its called deodorant, its not very expensive....then Bin Laden turns to the camera and grins and starts making noises....

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oh and in the Last episode again where they are using the "otamotron" to come up with movie ideas and one of the ideas was....

Adam Sandler is stuck on an island and falls in love with a coconut.  

LMFAO

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I'll post up some more in a bit...

[GoodLuvn169]

Kyle's mom's a bitch
Eric singing to Kenny  ( In the Ghetto )
Sea people
Lemming winks inside mr. Slave

And so many more....

[Rain]

"mom kitties being a dildoe!" - "I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!"

i gotta say that's probably one of the funniest piece of dialouge they ever came up with.