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These fuckin' IDIOTS on "Da Band"
Trauma-san:
What a bunch of arrogant dumbasses are on this show. Puffy picks these fuckoffs to make a new band, gives them everything, money, a contract with one of the biggest rap labels in the world, private tutorship with him, one of the most successful men in the world, bar none, tours, private planes, Gold selling album, etc. etc. And all they do is bitch bitch bitch. I was watching this show today, and one of those motherfuckers is on there tryna say "I think I'd do better solo"... NO, you wouldn't do shit solo. Puffy handed you fucking everything and you spit in his face.
The thing that i'm trippin out on, is one of these clowns, Puffy got out of fuckin JAIL. He was up for prison, and Puffy wrote a letter to the judge, begging him for mercy, and the judge let the kid off light. This fuck tells puffy on camera, "I'd do anything to pay you back". So, later that day, Puffy tells them to go get him some cheesecake from Brooklyn, and they all bitch and won't do it.
LL Cool J was on the show tonight, and he was like "Shit, for a record contract, I would have ran to brooklyn for that cheesecake barefoot naked on broken glass"
That's what the hell I'm talking about. How the hell do these clowns think they're stars? They ain't shit, Puffy graced them with that shit, and they think they can do better without him, lol. Please. I would have walked straight the fuck down the street and got him his damn cheesecake if that's what the fuck he wanted. Fuck it, he was obviously testing them, I woulda passed that fuckin' exam with colors.
Don Breezio:
no joke...shit if puff daddy was tryin to give me a record deal..and bailed me out of jail? man i woulda got in my car and drove hundereds of miles to get the best cheesecake if thats what the dude wanted.
Trauma-san:
Hell, I'd WANT to get him cheesecake. In the episode, they were like "We're Hungry, we wanna record!" and he said
"Hungry? I'm hungry too. You know what, I think I want some cheesecake" and then wanted them to walk to this special store for it. They were all like "Is he serious? Surely he must be kidding" shit.
I woulda been all
"Is it alright if I wear my good shoes, massa? "
Don Breezio:
--- Quote from: I Just Wasn't Made For These Times on April 22, 2004, 09:38:11 PM ---I woulda been all
"Is it alright if I wear my good shoes, massa? "
--- End quote ---
lmao... "should i get somethin for little justin too massa puffy?"
Trauma-san:
Massa, lissen ta me massa; youze too good for that dam jlow, she don know a good thing when she got it massa
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