the dubcc story

[pappy]

lets make a story like im start it off an than some1 else carries on.  than where get in published an make millions an all the money will go 2 me since it was my idea an since im poor




one day a boy named elior rubenstein...... some1 carry on

[DAYUM]

was hittin switches in his low low...

[pappy]

but than crashed bicycle into a ditch

[Leggy Hendrix]

he got up, and brushed the dirt off his shoulder...

[hector]

and decided he was gonna be the worlds gayest rapper...

[smerlus]

so he sat home thinking of a name and the best he could come up with was

[mauzip]

and he came up with the name 'sgv'

[MANBEARPIG.]

so he wrote his first rhyme called "....

[Z the laidback Virus]

'Gay Gay Huray Huray!',that was how he called his song for he didn't feel like becoming a closet-homosexual and was open about his sexual preferences. He set himself a goal; To tell everyone he was gay by ways of his music. He wrote the song and then...

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

quickly received a phone call from snoop dogg, he said...

[Leggy Hendrix]

"why dont you come over to my crizzib so i can tizzap dat izzass?!"

[Z the laidback Virus]

But SGV responded 'I thought you weren't gay Snoop?'...Then there was a pause and Snoop said 'Dizzamn! Isn't you one of my hizzoes? Wrizzong number then! And dizzamn I promised I wouldn't talk izzles and bizzles any more.Stupid of me.Beyatch!' And then he hung up. SGV decided to call Caushun,the gay rapper and so...

[TobyTizzle]

he proceeded to undress himself, put on his nelly cd, and call the gay rapper...

[Da WCC Hopar!]

when he called the other gay rapper told him...

[West C. Connected]

"Me llamo Ja Rule."