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« on: July 03, 2004, 11:57:00 PM »
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so he teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"



"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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Picking up the ball from inside his own half, the pint-sized Argentine skipped past challenge after challenge. Always appearing to be on the point of tumbling, he was miraculously able to retain his balance before rounding Peter Shilton and slotting the ball home for a goal manufactured in heaven.
 

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Re: LOL
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2004, 12:08:08 AM »
read it in this forum.....still not funny
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Re: LOL
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2004, 01:33:17 AM »
lol ;)
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Re: LOL
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2004, 01:44:40 AM »
Quote from: smerlus on July 04, 2004, 12:08:08 AM
read it in this forum.....still not funny

Do you just have too much time on your hands that you feel the need to inform me of your opinion once again? Maybe you're just craving my attention.
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smerlus

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Re: LOL
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2004, 02:29:26 AM »
maybe you should get better jokes.....don't get mad at me cause you idea of funny is some lame recycled joke with the job changed
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Re: LOL
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2004, 02:30:38 AM »
that joke sucked, regardless of who it was talking about ...it was still a cornball joke.
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Re: LOL
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2004, 03:44:51 AM »
yeh that joke sucked the fat one
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Re: LOL
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2004, 09:26:20 AM »
the joke was aight... i don't think i'll be telling it to my friends or anything but it's not the worst joke in the world.
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Re: LOL
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2004, 09:54:23 AM »
Quote from: smerlus on July 04, 2004, 12:08:08 AM
read it in this forum.....still not funny

That was funny this fool ^^  is a bitch mad at the world cuz Santa dident gave him a dildo last X mas
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Re: LOL
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2004, 10:03:15 AM »
Quote from: kµ®µpt×£ on July 04, 2004, 09:54:23 AM
Quote from: smerlus on July 04, 2004, 12:08:08 AM
read it in this forum.....still not funny

That was funny this fool ^^  is a bitch mad at the world cuz Santa dident gave him a dildo last X mas

Actually, I think we've found a worse joke.
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Re: LOL
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2004, 11:54:06 AM »
kinda lame one :-\
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« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2004, 06:12:22 PM »
Quote from: kµ®µpt×£ on July 04, 2004, 09:54:23 AM
Quote from: smerlus on July 04, 2004, 12:08:08 AM
read it in this forum.....still not funny

That was funny this fool ^^  is a bitch mad at the world cuz Santa dident gave him a dildo last X mas

i know you're still waiting for your Leap Frog you non-spelling little bitch
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