It's May 25, 2024, 05:36:13 AM
My mom told me to go buy her some highlighters. I told her I'd do it if she also gave me some money for a ham sandwich. But then when I got to the store and saw how freaking sweet these damned Eberhard Faber highlighters were, I ended up spending my ham sandwich money on more Eberhard Faber highlighters.
I was dating this girl who was abusive to her pets so I bought Snubby in the hopes of giving her something to take her anger out on instead of her real pets. One night she got intoxicated and fired Snubby at me somewhere in the neighborhood of 75 miles per hour. The little computer in Snubby that recognizes songs caught my jawbone and cracked it a little. The docs said I should be back to 100 percent in a week or so, but for now it's food through a straw time. Needless to say I got out of the relationship and this time I remembered to take my Styx albums with me. But if it wasn't for Snubby, I might still be in that crappy apartment watching that madwoman strike her "pets."