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Jome:

--- Quote from: Woodrow on August 26, 2004, 11:18:37 PM ---4. MACCER IS BANNED FROM AUSTRALIA.
True - But Maccer would like to point out, he doesn't want to go to Australia, and doesn't like Australians.
--- End quote ---

--- Quote from: rampant on August 27, 2004, 07:41:12 AM ---7. MACCER HAS BEEN ADDICTED, AT VARIOUS POINTS, TO ECSTASY, COCAINE, PAINKILLERS, SMACK, ALCOHOL, GAMBLING, STRIP CLUBS, SELF-PLEASURING, EXERCISE, AND RETAIL THERAPY.
False - Maccer has never knowingly done a day's excercise in his life.
--- End quote ---

Lmao, Rockstar's hilarious, but some times you gotta look for the joke, cuz some of them are hidden..  :D

Throwback:

--- Quote ---the 12 tenets of Kifflom:

1. The world is 157 years old - FACT!

2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!

3. You are happy, you just don't know it - FACT!

4. We all come from the same tree - FACT!

5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!

6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!

7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!

8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!

9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!

10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!

11. If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you'll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT!

12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!
--- End quote ---
LMAO that makes no fuckin sense..

eS El Duque:
"Manchester is in the house"

"Salford is coming to take over the world!"

"Anyone got any B?"

"I know many ways to relax, but only one that it is guaranteed to work every time."

"The good doctor has revived the patient!"

"Pabsy! I'm a raspberry"

"I'm going to do what I want / Trousers up or trousers down / Get out my face, you stupid C*nt / I ain't a performing clown"
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NEW LYRICS:

"Since I found The Tract / I've gone learnt the world is 157 years old - FACT! / Kifflom is here, drugs are weak / Maccer is back and now I'm meek"
 

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