Biting SugaFoots thread... facts about queens ny

[pappy]

1. You know your neighborhood's going down hill when a Hindu family moves in and you know they
It's more like 8 families per room
2. You or someone you know, knows John Gotti
3. Howard Beach, Whitestone and Middle Village girls all have beef with each other
4. Howard Beach guys act prettier than their girlfriends
dam straight its sad
5. You've driven on Franny Lew every weekend when u first got your license.
6. Cherry Valley is the best place on earth
7. You always see someone ****in in their car at Astoria Park.
8. PoP's/Bora Bora was your first club experience
9. The neighborhood you come from is known by the nationality of the people that live there: Astoria, Greek; Howard Beach, Italian; Richmond Hill, "Little Guyana"
10. Byzantio is a place to go when all plans fail
11. Everyone knows you cant have Whitestone and Howard Beach kids in one room
12. Jamaica's a scary neighborhood to walk in once the sun goes down
13.Douglaston and Little Neck are more or less considered a part of Long Island.
14. You consider Nas the best rapper in the business
15. You consider Ridgewood a part of Brooklyn
16. Everyone's had a job in some store/restaurant at Bay Terrace
17. B116 st. is the only section of Rockaway Beach to go to
18. It's all about "DRAMA" for Queens kids
19. Getting a Hooker at Queensbridge only involves having $5 and a rubber
20. Two fair zones are considered the "good" neighborhoods
21. Queens blvd. is a great place to witness a hit and run
22. When you say u're going to the "mall" u don't mean Queens Center you mean Roosevelt Field
23. You can tell immediately when Woodhaven turns into Crossbay Blvd.
24. If you went to Catholic H.S at least 25% of your graduating class went to SJU and if you went to Public H.S 25% went to Burauch or Hunter
25. You always know where you're going once you're on the GCP or LIE
26. The noises of airplanes and trucks put you to sleep
27. Clearview golf course, Astoria park and Forest Park are great places to hold keg parties
28. You think that the best pizzeria is the one you've been going to since you were little and nobody can tell you different
29. You know the difference between a Bodega and a Deli... The bodega's the one that sells you alcohol w/o ID at 4 AM
30. Corona Ice King has the best Italian ice in the world
31. Townsend Harris is the only public highschool you're safe to go too
32. You look foward to Bazars because that's when you know summers around the corner and schools almost over.
33. There's at least 3 diners on every major BLVD in Queens
34. If you want to pretend you're in the "City" go to Astoria
35. Public transportation in Queens takes so long and transferring is inevitable
36. We think that Brooklyn and Long Island are so far away
37. Your neighborhood was really good 10 years ago but now just "your side" is still good
38. Tanning salons are a must, they're all over the place now
39. Everyone thinks their house is nicer than their next door neighbor
40. NEVER drive on Main Street, Flushing... Nobody knows how to drive... ENOUGH SAID
41. Malba's like WHOA is this really Queens
42. You can't understand why they put that big Green Citibank bldg. in Long Island City it sticks out like a saw thumb
45. Nobody quite has an accent like someone from Queens
it's all about the NASAL SOUNDS
44. Can't realize why we're the only bourough that can't just write our address _ _ _ _, Queens N.Y
43. You get mail that has the wrong neighborhood written on it i.e You're from Queens Village, it says Jamaica
44. Your parents are apart of the Knights of Columbus
45. METS will always be in queens so you can't put them down
46. You will always see someone at "The strip" Astoria Park
47. Everyone knows someone who knows someone else
48. You are proud not to be as ghetto has Brooklyn but not as stuck up as Long Island.
49. Your dad played on a softball or bowling league
50. You or your mom/sister/girlfriend gets her nails done every week yet complains that they have no money
51. All gas stations are run by hindews...
52. There are so many places to learn English yet the majority of people in Queens dont speak English.
53. We are the biggest and most diverse borough of NYC
54. The majority of kids who go clubbin are from Queens
55. Queens kids always seem to come out with trends before anyone else
56. There's always a petition that's goes around your neighborhood to stop the development of Low income housing
57. Glendale consists of more dead people than alive
58. There is something alwyas under Construction in Queens
59. You know where there are cops hiding out because they never change location.. dumb asses
60. Everyone thinks they're better than everyone else depending on the neighborhood you come from
61. There could be three different neighborhoods within three different blocks
62. You've been/almost were in an accident with a cabbie at least once.
63. We know we're the best and thats all that matters.....

[pappy]

its supposed to be a joke but for me like 75% of the shit was tru lol.

[mrtonguetwista]

You forgot one important known fact about Queens...that there's a punk ass bitch boy who's gonna get his ass beat at Stresslemania that lives in Queens.  Fuck The Mets

[pappy]

You forgot one important known fact about Queens...that there's a punk ass bitch boy who's gonna get his ass beat at Stresslemania that lives in Queens.  Fuck The Mets

punk ass bitch from queens fighting at stresslemania.... pops i didnt kno ur cousin lenny was on the stresslemania card lol.

[mrtonguetwista]

The laughter ends at Madison Square Garden pal