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WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!

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FILA::AUS:
This last saturday night I stayed at my girls place, we've been going out for about 3 weeks. She's a quality female, and only had sex with 1 person before, so i though she surely wouldn't let me hit it before at least a month goes up.

Anyway we were fooling around for a few hours and she goes straight up 'I wanna have sex with you'. And I was like 'aiight get a rubber or two' and come back. And she goes:

'I thought you would have one'

:o  <--- that was me

It was about 3 or 4 in the morning and everything would have been closed. I turned out her parents bathroom looking for a damn rubber but i couldn't find nufin man.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be strapped with a jimmy!

Hopefully there'll be another chance, but i feel like a fucking cracker for not being prepared.

WATCH OUT

S.G.V.:
^^^^thats the easiet time to get laid...take ur broad to ur house or kick it at her pad and watch movies...u almost for sure gonna get laid...but note....if u got a celly....turn it off, put it on silent/vibrate...but DONT ANSWER IT!!!!....thats always the easiet way to kill game....oh and always have them jim hats...for more info listen to this song....

Keak Da Sneak feat Tha Luniz - Jim Hat

Sikotic™:
Wrap it with saran wrap niya.

cannabis213:
shit man unlucky,whut yo girl look like sonn!!!!


PEACE

CANNABIS

bez:
If I had a bird I wud have a jonny in me wallet at all times.  U never know!

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