Author Topic: New Maddox article: bad ass ways to commit suicide (Read 505 times)

davida.b. · « **on:** October 30, 2004, 07:59:15 PM »

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Maddox proved once again why he is tha G.O.D.

Rampant · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2004, 09:19:48 PM »

That's old, i think. I remember reading a suicide article by him. He is the greatest human ever.

Have you read his thing about how internet blockers have blocked his site?

omg i laughed so hard at that article.

davida.b. · « **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2004, 09:36:39 PM »

Quote from: Rampant on October 30, 2004, 09:19:48 PM

That's old, i think. I remember reading a suicide article by him. He is the greatest human ever.

Have you read his thing about how internet blockers have blocked his site?

omg i laughed so hard at that article.

Yeah, that was pretty funny. And this is a new article, although he did do another article on suicide before..

Da WCC Hopar! · « **Reply #3 on:** October 30, 2004, 11:53:07 PM »

What you need: balls.

How to do it: this is similar to strangling yourself, but the difficulty level is hard. Harder than a priest at a playground.

Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.

LMFAO

Bramsterdam (see ya) · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2004, 07:59:43 AM »

lol thats funny like hell

white Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2004, 08:17:56 AM »

Oh no, Lexmark has banned me? Good riddance. Every Lexmark printer I've ever used has been a piece of shit. One time I was trying to print a picture of me so I could give it to a friend to cheer him up after he was diagnosed with cancer, but the printer jammed, and my friend died. Thanks for nothing, assholes.

lmao