amazing speeding ticket story

[Don Breezio]

so last weekend i had a christmas party for my company to go to....it was in portland oregon....roughly 300 miles or so from here...it wasnt a mandatory party but me and my roommate (who is also my manager) decided it would be fun to go....i drove the whole way....im a very fast driver....throughout the entire drive i was going 90-100 in a 60. in the state of washington 25 mph over the limit is reckless driving and you go to jail for a night....i made it there in 3.5 hours...only saw 1 cop the entire way....we drove there and back in the same day....we worked from 9:30 til 2 and then drove there and got there about 5:30...left again about 10....so on the way back im going 95ish the entire way.....kyle looks at me and goes "dude...you just passed a cop going 95".....so i slowed down a lot and he didnt get behind me right away....kyle said he wasnt sure it was a cop car so i figure i got lucky.....then all of the sudden this guy comes up really fast behind me and throws on his lights....im thinking "shit im goin to jail...35 over".....the cop gets out of his car and comes up to my window and goes:

"do you realize how fast you were going?"

"yes sir...pretty fast"

"liscence and registration (looks at the liscence) well lucas i just want to let you know this is being recorded (im not sure what that means but whatever)....whats the hurry?"

"we've actually been driving all day...we drove to portland and back today"

"well you're not gonna make it driving like that!....i want you to know the only reason your not getting a ticket is because i just got an alert that i have to respond to right away...slow it down"

then i drove off

i was shocked that i didnt get atleast a ticket going that much over the limit

[white Boy]

my 1st and only ticket was a 60 in a 45 and a dui.. this wensdayt im getin my listence taken away for 2 mionths.. btw.. i drive fast as fuck.. i would really hate to get pulled over

[Jome]

You're lucky as fuck.
The 2 tickets I got, I hoped for the same, so I tried to drag out the time.. I'm never lucky like that. 

[Sikotic™]

You were in the right place at the right time mayne.

[mauzip]

I'm proud of you, Luke.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

That happens all the time...It's happened to my girlfriend and two of my homies.

[UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over]

All I can say is that ure lucky

[Leggy Hendrix]

You should really make a movie about this event....

lmao

[*Jamal*]

Seriously, from the title of the thread one is expecting a story about the cops pullin' him over... about to write a ticket, and this fool like boning out or something...

This fruitcake posts a story about how the cop had an alert and had to leave, and how it was such a fuckin' miracle that he didn't get a ticket...

If this is the kinda shit that you consider exciting in your life then I feel sorry for your ass

What's next?

AMAZING STORY: The kitchen floor was wet and my brother was able to walk to the fridge and back without falling!

[UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over]

AMAZING STORY: The kitchen floor was wet and my brother was able to walk to the fridge and back without falling!

LMAO

[Acgrundy]

Seriously, from the title of the thread one is expecting a story about the cops pullin' him over... about to write a ticket, and this fool like boning out or something...

This fruitcake posts a story about how the cop had an alert and had to leave, and how it was such a fuckin' miracle that he didn't get a ticket...

If this is the kinda shit that you consider exciting in your life then I feel sorry for your ass

What's next?

AMAZING STORY: The kitchen floor was wet and my brother was able to walk to the fridge and back without falling!

I have to co-sign that.  how the hell is this story amazing?  You got let off for a speeding ticket, whoopty fuckin doo.

[white Boy]

lol

[Don Breezio]

35 over the speedlimit in the state of washington is not just a speeding ticket...its a night in jail

[Trauma-san]

I Never get tickets.  Ever.  I get stopped, and I never get a ticket.  I can't really explain it, I guess I'm just a nice guy or something, but I *NEVER get tickets.  I estimate I've been pulled speeding or wreckless driving or whatever, at least 8 times and gotten out of a ticket. 

I'm flying to the beach with a girl onetime in a 280Z turbo, t-tops off, FLYING.  I mean, 90, 95 the whole way.  Cop pulls us over, gives me a warning.

I'm flying down the highway here in town with a friend, cop pulls me over, I tell him I was talking to my friend and just didn't notice I was over the limit, no ticket.

I'm driving down the street in my Mustang, flying, cop pulls me over, he does the 'do you know how fast' thing, I told him I didn't realize it was a 35, I thought it was a 45 (I was going 50)... he says "Well, I was following you since Park, I was wondering why you didn't slow down"... I just told him I thought I was doing the limit, he said well, i'm not gonna give you a ticket, I actually said outloud "Phew, thank god" LOL

I picked up an Arcade game out of some guys basement, way out in the fuckin' STICKS, and was flying home on this backroad, cop pulls me over, doesn't even get out of his car, just whips around, and tells me to slow the hell down before I kill somebody......... NO TICKET.

Happens all the time, I can't really explain it. 

[white Boy]

trauam maybe u are jesus?