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budsmokeronly:
Your tits are never a factor in a job interview.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy @!#$ every night.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Foreplay is optional.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a rat's @!#$ if someone notices your new haircut.

The world is your urinal.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Same work... more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 'Nuff said...

If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or irreparably mangle your feet.

Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

One mood, ALL the damn time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or
she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is
coming.

You don't mooch off other's desserts.

You can drop by to see a friend without having to
bring a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same
outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

You are not expected to know the names of more than
five colors.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25
relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

GhettoDope:
dam nigga u spent lotta time on dat right dere yous a funny nigga

budsmokeronly:

--- Quote ---dam nigga u spent lotta time on dat right dere yous a funny nigga
--- End quote ---


sorry I can't take credit for someone else.  I didn't come up with any of those.  I am way too lazy to do something like that.  I love copy and paste functions.

Reef:
LOL, Copying and pasting or not that was some true, and funny shit.

Sikotic™:
I never understood why women gotta clean up before a maid comes or in a hotel. Makes no damn sense.

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