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Don Rizzle:

--- Quote from: Jome on February 07, 2005, 09:52:02 AM ---In Russia they already "make" their own weather..
They use planes to steer away rainclouds, but it's expensive as fuck, so they only do it on special occasions.  :D

--- End quote ---
are you shitting me?

Jome:
They have a system where they use airforce planes to circle in rainclouds, I don't know the details, cuz they won't tell how they do it. (After all, it's Russia)
And they can make the rainclouds go basically anywhere they want it to go, they used it when Putin held some of his speeches and at big happenings..
It costs millions just for a couple of hours, and they even offered "rainfree" days deals to other countries, but at a crazy price.

Don Rizzle:
found this on the bbc website

Monday, 26 June, 2000, 15:37 GMT 16:37 UK
Cloud-busting, anyone?


With the Wimbledon tennis tournament now underway in London, tennis stars and their fans will as ever be worrying about the weather during this major sporting event.

However, it seems there could be a way to avoid the disruptions.

The Russians claim they can provide sunshine for everyone by using Soviet-era "weather changing" technology.

High above Moscow, a lone aircraft embarks on a daring mission: to search and destroy.

The enemy is white, fluffy and wet. The men are Russia's cloud- busters. The target is spotted approaching Moscow.

The crew quickly prepare their ammunition in a fridge full of dry ice.

Firing manually, they take aim through a hole in the floor and simply tip the ice out.

The pellets are supposed to hit the cloud, cool it, and force it to start raining.

Amazingly, it works. The Kremlin has been using the technique for decades to destroy big rain clouds before they get near Red Square.

The planes were out last month to make sure the sun was shining for President Putin's first parade.


Television weatherman Alexander Belayev spends a large part of his working life checking the instruments at a meteorological station in Moscow.

Forecasting is fine, he says, but it is more fun playing god.

"It's easy," he says.

"Take Wimbledon. Our scientists could guarantee sunshine for a whole fortnight there."

"Besides, your English weather isn't as extreme as ours - it's easier to control."

The cloud-busters keep their equipment in a shed when the sun is shining.

A few tins of liquid nitrogen is enough to keep Wimbledon dry for a whole day.

The same substance did the trick for Presidnt Putin's parade, but for really big clouds the team uses fireworks with bits of silver in them or even huge bags of cement.

How much does all of this cost?

"It depends what planes we use," says flight manager Teymuraz Bazev.

"But I'd say it would cost about five million roubles - or just over $250,000."

"It wouldn't be that easy. But we could do it."

No one from Britain has been in touch yet. However, the team has already zapped clouds in Iran, Syria and Portugal.

So if you feel like splashing out on a little extra sunshine, you just need to call the cloud-busters.

Infamous Josedy:
LOL @ first post, ONLY

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