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OpTiCaL

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Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« on: February 08, 2005, 12:17:58 PM »
haha just playing...seriously seer reminded me of a bit of news today...


...i dont normally bother but this one is a doozie...



"By JOHN COLES

A DRUNKEN rugby fan marked Wales' win over England by hacking off his TESTICLES.

The 22-year-old Welsh supporter was so sure his team would lose he told pals: "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off."

It happened minutes after star man Gavin Henson fired Wales to their 11-9 victory on Saturday.

Police today confirmed that the man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, South Wales.

A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: "We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles."

She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition."


Now what happened is he was pissed...on medication and welsh  ;) bad combination...


...he didnt believe Wales would win so bet his mate he would cut his nadgers off if they did...

...he was then proved right so took a knife to his bollox in the pub, cut em off and they were handed to a barman who had to put em in a pint glass with ice whilst they called an ambulance!!!!


Some twat's comments afterwards were: "well he said he would and he did, fair play!"


Doh!!!
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Don Seer

Re: Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2005, 12:19:16 PM »
 :o
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Don Seer

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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2005, 12:22:03 PM »
ps my dad's mum was welsh.. his dad was english.. and he was born in ireland while his dad was serving over there :P

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Re: Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2005, 12:22:42 PM »
They going to try to re-attach them and get them working again...kinda like a reverse of a vasectomy (home)
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Re: Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2005, 12:24:09 PM »
wtf?  lol
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Don Seer

Re: Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2005, 12:27:11 PM »
Quote from: OpTiCaL on February 08, 2005, 12:22:42 PM
They going to try to re-attach them and get them working again...kinda like a reverse of a vasectomy (home)

ouch!!
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Re: Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2005, 12:54:49 PM »
damn what a crazy fool.  I'm welsh, but I sure as hell would never cut off my balls, not for ANYTHING!
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Re: Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2005, 01:07:40 PM »
DAMN..LOL
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Re: Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2005, 02:04:36 PM »
Fucking Welsh peeps.

mad that like, I wouldnt do that for anything!!!!!
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Don Seer

Re: Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2005, 02:07:49 PM »

would just like to say.. i love welsh gals!  :D
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Re: Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2005, 02:17:50 PM »
Quote from: Overseer on February 08, 2005, 02:07:49 PM

would just like to say.. i love welsh gals!  :D

hoes!

All get bevvied easy.  Theres definetly something in the water.
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Re: Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2005, 03:03:22 PM »
i think my balls raised 3 inches as i read the story, oooo ouch, crazy motherfucker..
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Re: Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2005, 03:51:58 PM »
Quote from: Acgrundy on February 08, 2005, 12:54:49 PM
damn what a crazy fool.  I'm welsh

Well i never  8)
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Re: Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2005, 03:56:21 PM »
now what i dnt get is ppl in the pub just let him do this???? :-\
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Re: Welsh....and why im glad im not one
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2005, 03:58:03 PM »
Quote from: Fatty Phat Fat on February 08, 2005, 03:56:21 PM
now what i dnt get is ppl in the pub just let him do this???? :-\


he turned up with them in a bag 

he didn't grab a butterknife from behind the bar and do it
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