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Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
davida.b.:
I remeber this story like the back of my hand: I downloaded Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones, and all of a sudden, my mom comes into my room (keep in mind, I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants, so that helped alot), and I was using Kazaa, so the damn window wouldn't close right away, because I was downloading other p0rn flicks. She starts asking me "What was that, what was that", and I started panicing so much that I started crying, I told her it was a pop up add, I told her I wasn't a pervert, etc, etc. I got lucky and she bought the story, and ever since then, I've been more careful about watching p0rn on my computer.
Petey:
thats funny shit...I admire your honesty but you gotta be a crafty motherfucker to mastuerbate without pulling out your dick....
Suffice:
lmao my parents never caught me watchin porn! i made it!
MANBEARPIG.:
--- Quote from: david "Dirt Dog" a.b. on March 06, 2005, 07:30:24 PM ---I remeber this story like the back of my hand: I downloaded Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones, and all of a sudden, my mom comes into my room (keep in mind, I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants, so that helped alot), and I was using Kazaa, so the damn window wouldn't close right away, because I was downloading other p0rn flicks. She starts asking me "What was that, what was that", and I started panicing so much that I started crying, I told her it was a pop up add, I told her I wasn't a pervert, etc, etc. I got lucky and she bought the story, and ever since then, I've been more careful about watching p0rn on my computer.
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She didnt buy she jus let it slide, give your moms more credit....I Know I do ;) JP
my dad caught me on the comp on sites and he was like turn off the computer, I was scared as shit but he wasnt mad. Another time My laptop didnt go off and porn was on it and he came home but I was at my homies house and he called me talkin bout porn on my comp and I was like no pop ups and he didnt bring it up again :)
davida.b.:
--- Quote from: KIDRenegade619 on March 06, 2005, 07:48:23 PM ---
--- Quote from: david "Dirt Dog" a.b. on March 06, 2005, 07:30:24 PM ---I remeber this story like the back of my hand: I downloaded Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones, and all of a sudden, my mom comes into my room (keep in mind, I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants, so that helped alot), and I was using Kazaa, so the damn window wouldn't close right away, because I was downloading other p0rn flicks. She starts asking me "What was that, what was that", and I started panicing so much that I started crying, I told her it was a pop up add, I told her I wasn't a pervert, etc, etc. I got lucky and she bought the story, and ever since then, I've been more careful about watching p0rn on my computer.
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She didnt buy she jus let it slide, give your moms more credit....I Know I do ;) JP
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My mom doesn't know jack about computers, trust me, she totally bought it. If she didn't buy it, she would have told my dad, and then I really would've been screwed.
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