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Matrix Heart

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Severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket (Chimp Attack) UPDATE
« on: March 04, 2005, 11:40:22 AM »
That some major fucking pain.

BAKERSFIELD, California (AP) -- A couple's plans for a birthday party for their former pet chimpanzee turned tragic when two other chimps at an animal sanctuary escaped from their cage and attacked. The man was critically injured with massive wounds to his face, body and limbs, and the attacking animals were shot dead.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/04/chimp.attack.ap/index.html


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Due to immense strength of the chimps (10 times that of an adult human male)

They can really fuck you up.




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Not only did the man suffer from severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket.

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The chimps chewed off most of Davis' face, tore off his foot and attacked his limbs and genitals.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0305Chimp-Attack-ON.html

Severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket...they also chewed into his face, back, limbs and bit off all his fingers  :-X


I think I would have just died.
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Re: Severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket (Chimp Attack)
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2005, 11:41:43 AM »
i ouwld not like to fuck with chimps.. if u piss them opff they're crazy
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Re: Severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket (Chimp Attack)
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2005, 12:17:47 PM »
It's a sad world when a birthday party for a pet chimpanzee turns into the Vibe Awards :'(
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Re: Severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket (Chimp Attack)
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2005, 12:19:29 PM »
Quote from: raoof^killah on March 04, 2005, 11:41:43 AM
i ouwld not like to fuck with chimps.. if u piss them opff they're crazy

yer, not a good idea to start jumping about doing chimp impressions in front of em, especially if the doors open.
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Re: Severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket (Chimp Attack)
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2005, 02:00:47 PM »
Quote from: Sikotic Don't Wait For The Game Cuz The Game Don't Wait on March 04, 2005, 12:17:47 PM
It's a sad world when a birthday party for a pet chimpanzee turns into the Vibe Awards :'(

lol


god damn...ouch
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Re: Severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket (Chimp Attack)
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2005, 02:49:20 PM »
Quote from: Sikotic Don't Wait For The Game Cuz The Game Don't Wait on March 04, 2005, 12:17:47 PM
It's a sad world when a birthday party for a pet chimpanzee turns into the Vibe Awards :'(

HAHA! I know the guy, i bet even SGV knows the guy, he has been trying to get his monkey back to his house in west covina for a long while, he stands outside his house with signs that read "FREE MOE"......they took his monkey away and moved him to that place because HIS monkey attacked someone violently as well...its prob. a prison for bad monkeys and something was bound to happen sometime, and it did

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/01/08/jailed.chimp/
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davida.b.

Re: Severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket (Chimp Attack)
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2005, 06:45:50 PM »
Quote from: Kottonmouth King on March 04, 2005, 02:49:20 PM
Quote from: Sikotic Don't Wait For The Game Cuz The Game Don't Wait on March 04, 2005, 12:17:47 PM
It's a sad world when a birthday party for a pet chimpanzee turns into the Vibe Awards :'(

HAHA! I know the guy, i bet even SGV knows the guy, he has been trying to get his monkey back to his house in west covina for a long while, he stands outside his house with signs that read "FREE MOE"......they took his monkey away and moved him to that place because HIS monkey attacked someone violently as well...its prob. a prison for bad monkeys and something was bound to happen sometime, and it did

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/01/08/jailed.chimp/


ahahahahahaha, its a small world
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Re: Severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket (Chimp Attack) UPDATE
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2005, 04:56:01 PM »
Update
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Re: Severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket (Chimp Attack) UPDATE
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2005, 10:14:09 PM »
dude is all over the news....he's in serious condition.....there is a vigil in front of his house....feel sad for him, he was like a legend in West Covina....every time i went to the mall, i always waved at the dude with all his "FREE MOE" signs
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Re: Severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket (Chimp Attack) UPDATE
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2005, 11:40:38 PM »
teh same shit happended when kmk had his chimp trying to suck his dick i guess it is a small world
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Re: Severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket (Chimp Attack)
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2005, 11:47:42 AM »
Quote from: Sikotic Don't Wait For The Game Cuz The Game Don't Wait on March 04, 2005, 12:17:47 PM
It's a sad world when a birthday party for a pet chimpanzee turns into the Vibe Awards :'(


lmao.......muthafuckin' classic
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Re: Severed nutsack, foot, nose and eye out of the socket (Chimp Attack) UPDATE
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2005, 12:24:24 PM »
can anyone find pix of this man?
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