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A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
herpes:
Day in the life of NIK 09 version
*elior, roccy, and floyd are sitting in a circle having a smoke session*
Elior: I can't wait for Sccit Style records to take off. Everyone says it won't take it off like Kobe can't win a championship by himself. But I know he can because me and Kobe are one in the same, we're kindred spirits.
Roccy: we goin be living off the fatta' the lan, right boss ?
*floyd passes blunt to roccy*
Elior: It's not your turn stupid *smacks roccy and takes blunt*
Roccy: Uhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm sorry boss
*knocking on bed room door*
Elior's mom: Honey whats the matter is everything alright.
Elior: Yes mom..... *whispers* quick guys put the blunt out before my mom finds out and takes away my allowance.
Mom: Honey whats going on in there, you better not have a girl in there and you better not be smoking drugs.
Elior: Ummmm Ummm everything is alright Mom * whispers* Quick baby get in the closet*
Roccy: But I thought we were out of the closet baby *runs towards closet
Elior: Don't ever question the VP of Scitt Style records *grabs Roccy*
*Floyd wobbles towards closet*
Floyd: I CAN'T FIT IN I JUST CAN'T DO IT
Elior: Quick Roccy get the butter from under my bed, we got some greasing to do.
Roccy: My cats breathe smells like cat food
*mom kicks the door in*
Mom: OH MY MOSES, ELIOR WHAT....
Elior: MY NAME IS SCITT THE SHIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SCITT THE SHIT
*mom smacks NIK*
Mom: What did I tell you about using language like that, no Mazta Ball soup for you tonight. And why aren't you wearing your yarmulke. Ov Vay if your father sees you
Elior: I'm sorry mommy. I swear on Barbara Streisand it will never happen again.
Mom: Damn it shit stick
Elior: SCITT THE SHIT, OY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
*mom smacks nik again*
Mom: How many times have I told you not to bother your fathers clients
*puts arm around floyd*
Mom: Come here Mr. Stay Puft I am so sorry my son bothered you today, don't worry we will punish him for this. But don't worry I'll call up a flatbed service first and have you hauled out of here.
PLANT:
--- Quote from: The DUBCC fears Crazy Ron Artest, on May 04, 2009, 06:42:12 PM ---Day in the life of NIK 09 version
*elior, roccy, and floyd are sitting in a circle having a smoke session*
Elior: I can't wait for Sccit Style records to take off. Everyone says it won't take it off like Kobe can't win a championship by himself. But I know he can because me and Kobe are one in the same, we're kindred spirits.
Roccy: we goin be living off the fatta' the lan, right boss ?
*floyd passes blunt to roccy*
Elior: It's not your turn stupid *smacks roccy and takes blunt*
Roccy: Uhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm sorry boss
*knocking on bed room door*
Elior's mom: Honey whats the matter is everything alright.
Elior: Yes mom..... *whispers* quick guys put the blunt out before my mom finds out and takes away my allowance.
Mom: Honey whats going on in there, you better not have a girl in there and you better not be smoking drugs.
Elior: Ummmm Ummm everything is alright Mom * whispers* Quick baby get in the closet*
Roccy: But I thought we were out of the closet baby *runs towards closet
Elior: Don't ever question the VP of Scitt Style records *grabs Roccy*
*Floyd wobbles towards closet*
Floyd: I CAN'T FIT IN I JUST CAN'T DO IT
Elior: Quick Roccy get the butter from under my bed, we got some greasing to do.
Roccy: My cats breathe smells like cat food
*mom kicks the door in*
Mom: OH MY MOSES, ELIOR WHAT....
Elior: MY NAME IS SCITT THE SHIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SCITT THE SHIT
*mom smacks NIK*
Mom: What did I tell you about using language like that, no Mazta Ball soup for you tonight. And why aren't you wearing your yarmulke. Ov Vay if your father sees you
Elior: I'm sorry mommy. I swear on Barbara Streisand it will never happen again.
Mom: Damn it shit stick
Elior: SCITT THE SHIT, OY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
*mom smacks nik again*
Mom: How many times have I told you not to bother your fathers clients
*puts arm around floyd*
Mom: Come here Mr. Stay Puft I am so sorry my son bothered you today, don't worry we will punish him for this. But don't worry I'll call up a flatbed service first and have you hauled out of here.
--- End quote ---
ROFLMAO BWAHAHAHAHAHA that was classic!!!
Moe:
lol. good find
Sikotic™:
LMAO @ swearing on Barbara Streisand.
Proc pka KP:
These haters are lame
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