It's May 16, 2024, 10:31:02 AM
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this outBloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.(pause)MommyMelissa: is that it?Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?(pause)Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.MommyMelissa: ...Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.MommyMelissa: whatever.
i'm still laughing after having read them.