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Ben Stein Shown Throwing Up Popular Gang Sign
Saturday, April 23, 2005 Posted: 4:43 PM EDT (2043 GMT)

COMPTON, California (FU) -- At a party thrown only for Republicans, Ben Stein is seen throwing up vulgar hand gesture.

Customers were appalled late Friday night when famous Republican correspondent, Ben Stein, Threw up the "Two in the pink, one in the stink" gang sign.

"First off, you don't even see one black person in the whole picture, which means no black people were invited. Then all you can see in the picture are Republicans, you can tell they are Republicans from the evil horns on their head, to their evil eyes and their forked tongues" Ant Rambled.

He believes that rape is now going to be legalized from this early sign. How he postulates these ideas are unknown. Scientists believe he watches the TV shows "Numb3rs", "Mcgyver" and has the Mel Gibson movie "Conspiracy Theory" along with "Farrenheit 9/11" on DVD, VHS, Laser Disc and in both WMV and AVI format on his hard drive.

"It was just a joke" the man in the blue shirt Daryl Smith said. "It's not even a Gang Sign, but a silly college gesture."

I could keep writing stuff but to be honest, I think this joke has gone far long enough and if you honestly read any of Ant's stupid posts, you probably know to quit before you get to this point.

However, if you are still reading I guess i've already tied in the racism and gang violence, but you're probably asking youself, "Smerlus said they was going to be something about rape."

Smerlus acknowledges this lack of evidence for rape, but this is a parody of one of the articles Ant posts up. So in keeping with that tradition, i have to add things to try and make the article more appealing and to seem less of an angry recluse that only goes out to buy Ramen Noodles and pick up the new romantic comedy so i can try to get a better understanding of what women want, just like Ant does.

Also, I have yet to throw in random polls and averages that i will swear by, but if they are pointed out to be faulty, i will point out that every poll is faulty so here we go.

52% of people that look at this picture will see nothing wrong, that's because they are also into Rape, Racism and Gang Violence...A.K.A. Republican. The 48% that are disgusted by this picture are Democrats, about 8% of them have positions in our nation's government, but they don't do a damn thing. This is because the force within the Republican Party is too strong. If only Luke Skywalker was a Democrat and not a Jedi...Maybe us Democrats could rebel... Yeah we would stage attacks on the Death Star that is the White House... Ant would be my little android co pilot...

Ummm sorry, anyways we'll close with a final quote i'll put in Bold. "This Republican bullshit has to stop, and as the next pope, i vow to go against all republicans." said the new Pope

Sikotic™:
Wow, I'm now a supporter of rape, racism, and gang violence. My eyes have been opened  :o

Ben Stein for Prez!

Fuck Your Existence:
rofl

Jimmy Cash2120:
lmfao mad props for clowin ant

white Boy:
^ god ur ugly, and that pic is awesome

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