Damn Baby Your Panties Smell Fishy

[mrtonguetwista]

SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - There must have been something fishy about the way she walked. Customs officials said Monday they stopped a woman as she arrived Friday in Melbourne on a flight from Singapore, and found 51 live tropical fish allegedly hidden in a specially designed apron under her skirt.

"During the search, customs officers became suspicious after hearing 'flipping' noises coming from the vicinity of her waist," the Australian Customs Service said in a press release. "An examination revealed 15 plastic water-filled bags holding fish allegedly concealed inside a purpose-built apron."

The species of fish was not immediately known, but customs officials warned they could carry diseases that could decimate Australian fish if they escaped into local rivers.

Customs officers will charge the woman once they establish what species the fish are. If convicted of smuggling wildlife, she faces a fine of up to 110,000 Australian dollars - the equivalent of about $83,000 US-and could also get a prison sentence of up to 10 years.

[Doggystylin]

10 years for smuggling fish? wtf, lol

[authentic]

wow doesnt get more odd than that

[bui21]

wow!!iit got me laughing

[Matrix Heart]

Fuck that some1 planted the fish, she's innocent.

[eKardz]

why would someone smuggle fish?

[Wild_Elmo]

why wouldn't someone smuggle fish?

[rafsta]

10 years for smuggling fish? wtf, lol

i think she would get less if it was the equivelant in weed 

[Matrix Heart]

why would someone smuggle fish?

What else, money 

[NobodyButMe]

why wouldn't someone smuggle fish?

good point

[Da WCC Hopar!]

it all depends on the species of the fish if they are rare or exotic theyre worth BANK!

[madsamoan]

I could imagine Mr. Tongue Twista saying "If it smells like fish then it tastes like chicken".

[white Boy]

why wouldn't someone smuggle fish?

that had me cracking up

[Bigjames]

what the hell? well, that's the weirdest thing I've heard all weel.