Kid Gets Eliminated From Spelling Bee For Not Knowing how To Spell "Girlfriend"

[ecrazy]

http://www.sportspickle.com/features/volume3/2004-0609-spellingbee.html

[OneHittaSpitta]

lol damn....i always wondered what happened to Owen...

[Sikotic™]

I got eliminated from my 2nd grade spelling bee because I spelled "teeth" wrong

"Teeth. T-E-E-T. Teeth."

"I'm sorry Brandon, but that is incorrect. Will you please sit down."

I will never be able to live that down. I was nervous damn it!

[Larrabee]

"We don’t have a television at my house because my parents say TV is for proletariat ignoramuses.”

No wonder the kid's confused. He's got no TV.

[Matrix Heart]

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[Mac 10 †]

this thread is not closed

[ecrazy]

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PARTY POOPER!!!

[DAYUM]

my word was "accident"

i was in like 3rd or 5th grade

yeah but i lost...

[Big BpG]

my word was muscle

i spelled it mucsle not muscle

oh well

I still could kick the champions ass on the playground

[OneHittaSpitta]

http://www.sportspickle.com/features/volume3/2004-0609-spellingbee.html

^^i been watchin your sig for tha last 5 minutes....lol

[411]

Stupid fuck. I know how to spell everything.

[Kill]

Stupid fuck. I know how to spell everything.

werd