a better riddle than the last... possibly the best...

[Ðøšïå]

you can turn one of the lightswitches on, and wait like ten minutes till it gets hot, turn it off and then turn on another one and go downstairs real quick.
1. if the light is off, but is hot, then the first lightswitch was the one that really works
2. if when you go down, and the light is on, then that means the 2nd switch is it.
3. if the lightbulb remains cool and cold to the touch, then that means it hasnt been turned on yet, and its the third switch.

yup. didnt feel like writing it out.

hey brain surgeons you can only go to the basement once, read thoroughly, peace.

^ uh.. what they said works..you only need to go down once with that method they said..
i'll write it out another way with "when you go down" seperated

u turn one on for ages..... then turn it off.. then u turn another one on..

and go down...

if its on.. the one u left on is 'the one'
if its warm then the first one u turned on, then off.. is 'the one'
otherwise the switch u didn't fuck wit is 'the one'

exactly.. guess we all kno alerg is no brain surgeon. 

[We Fly High]

you can turn one of the lightswitches on, and wait like ten minutes till it gets hot, turn it off and then turn on another one and go downstairs real quick.
1. if the light is off, but is hot, then the first lightswitch was the one that really works
2. if when you go down, and the light is on, then that means the 2nd switch is it.
3. if the lightbulb remains cool and cold to the touch, then that means it hasnt been turned on yet, and its the third switch.

yup. didnt feel like writing it out.

hey brain surgeons you can only go to the basement once, read thoroughly, peace.

^ uh.. what they said works..you only need to go down once with that method they said..
i'll write it out another way with "when you go down" seperated

u turn one on for ages..... then turn it off.. then u turn another one on..

and go down...

if its on.. the one u left on is 'the one'
if its warm then the first one u turned on, then off.. is 'the one'
otherwise the switch u didn't fuck wit is 'the one'

exactly.. guess we all kno alerg is no brain surgeon. 

haha yeah , alerg should be the one to read it thoroughly.

[rafsta]

damn, i hardly ever get these riddles... make me feel like a dumb cunt 

[Da WCC Hopar!]

you can turn one of the lightswitches on, and wait like ten minutes till it gets hot, turn it off and then turn on another one and go downstairs real quick.
1. if the light is off, but is hot, then the first lightswitch was the one that really works
2. if when you go down, and the light is on, then that means the 2nd switch is it.
3. if the lightbulb remains cool and cold to the touch, then that means it hasnt been turned on yet, and its the third switch.

yup. didnt feel like writing it out.

hey brain surgeons you can only go to the basement once, read thoroughly, peace.

^ uh.. what they said works..you only need to go down once with that method they said..
i'll write it out another way with "when you go down" seperated

u turn one on for ages..... then turn it off.. then u turn another one on..

and go down...

if its on.. the one u left on is 'the one'
if its warm then the first one u turned on, then off.. is 'the one'
otherwise the switch u didn't fuck wit is 'the one'

wat if the light bulb is burnt out.... i guess then ur fucked

[Fuck You, Pay Me]

damn, i hardly ever get these riddles... make me feel like a dumb cunt 

Shouldn't surprise you.

[UAK]

A gentleman leaves home, proceeds a short distance and turns left. He goes another short distance and turns left again. He goes another short distance, then goes home. As he nears home he sees two masked men. Who are the two masked men?


Answer
The gentleman is a baseball player. The baseball playing turns left to run from 1st base to 2nd base to 3rd base then on to "home" plate. He is confronted by a "masked" catcher and the "masked" umpire when going to home plate.

[Don Seer]

they're on a baseball field..