eminem and mirah were a couple!!! + more

[Don Rizzle]

em n mariah http://www.hiphopdx.com/newsdx.php?id=989
death threats false http://www.hiphopdx.com/newsdx.php?id=986

[Trauma-san]

Yeah, he mentions it on the eminem show about 20 times.  I'd brag about it too.

[Don Seer]

lol

[Trauma-san]

Yea, just got back from the gas station... Me and Mariah used to hang out there a lot, back when I was dating her.
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Yeah, Yeah, I hear ya. Steak's great.. I like mine well done.  Mariah always used to eat hers medium-well, I told you I dated her, right?
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Ah, Nah, not a thing, man, not a thing.  I been broke lately, or I'd throw ya a few bones.  Listen, I know you're homeless and all, but you ever heard of Mariah Carey?
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Hey mom.  What's up?  Oh, I was just callin' to see what you've been up to.  Oh? Good, Good... I'm just watching t.v., talkin' to you.  Yeah, I'm watching Gilligans Island.  Ginger looks a little bit like Mariah Carey, I told you I used to date her, right?
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned.  it's been 2 weeks since my last confession.  I've been having bad thoughts about women.... yeah, it's usually about Mariah Carey.  I told you I dated her, right?
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Hey honey! The doctor said she's healthy, 9 pounds, 3 ounces.  That's a big one!  I love you baby, I'm gonna run down and get a little bracelet with her name on it, they sell them in the gift shop.  Oh, btw, should we spell Mariah with one "R", or two?  
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