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The World According To The Don

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Don Rizzle:
America - Probably a fantastic country to live in with cheap housing, cheap petrol, well cheap everything and cool people. Those in power like to think they're the world police but only when it suits them. Fundamental Christians in power is never a good thing religion and politics don't mix. I liked one of their official's recent comments on china ‘being full of doves and hawks' however this would be my assessment of America. Worst export = obeasity

France - It was one major drawback that can't be overlooked, its full of French people who are naturally arrogant and smelly. France is good for trips to stock up on cheap booze. Worst export = mimes and other gay things like that

Canada - Generally quite cool people with some strange ideas.

Germany - in the second reich concentration camps started in German south west Africa which devastated the natives in the third reich ethnically cleansed Europe lead by the most famous German, Hitler. Germany was an evil country and has a lot to put right still. Other things that spring to mind hardcore porn involving defecating on other people and weird sausages. Annoying trait: getting up extra early to reserve sun loungers with their towels.

Holland - Laid back friendly people who are always on the scrounge. Liberal attitudes make this a truly unique country in the western world.

Italy - Excellent Food,  home to mafia worst export = botched military invasions

Vatican City - Some dodgy goings on behind closed doors here

Wales - Produces some delicious lamb only the local men love it too much and have a really annoying accent

Scotland - Has too many hills for my liking, outsiders may need a translator to decipher their accent.

Russia - second class Europeans drunk on vodka who get into dodgy deals

North Korea - The most secretive nation in the world which is so piss poor people die of diarrhea, ultimately reunification (under democracy not communism) with the south seems the only solution to its problems

Australia - A tropical paradise populated by racist criminals

Thailand - Ladyboys and mild smoke

New Zeeland - must have had a lot of welsh settlers....

Palestine - a land full of justly angry arabs

Israel - populated by Jews who converted to Nazis

Iran - another example of why religion and politics don't mix

China - The next superpower with far lower moral values than America, however treat them with respect and they maybe brought into the mainstream

Japan - still need to face up to their past, an admirable work ethic.

Cuba -  The legacy goes on, Castro is the longest serving world leader right now despite continuous US efforts to undermine the communist state. Best export = Cuban cigars

Columbia - The land of Escobar, drugs make the country's rebels more powerful than the government.

Afghanistan - drug capitol of the world with a weak government well be there for a long time.

Iraq - All the intelligent people left Iraq months or years ago all that left is a bunch of crazy mutha fuckers. Even the judges get in on the action one KO'd sadam the other day

Spain - a nice holiday resort but that's about it.

Czech republic - a country with a lot of history somewhere I'd really love to goto especially because I love those eastern European birds.

Zimbabwe - a beautiful country with a leader in a world of his own

South Africa - One of the few African states which can stand on their own

Sudan - a country run by Arab colonists

Somalia - This country has been in crisis for over 10 years when the government was overthrown looks like the new ones is about to get toppled too.

Jamaica - a Caribbean paradise notorious for its ganja reggae/dancehall music and guns

Haiti - a victim of American interference   

Pakistan - I've always wondered if Britain and America played any part in Musharraf's coup considering bush and blair legitimized him when they both visited him, his policies seem vastly at odd with majority of the population, however this is probably a good thing.

India - The other superpower of the future if they don't go to war with Pakistan again.

Turkey - a beautiful country with a lot of history, has the potential to become a really powerful country again by its position being close to Europe and the middle east, but only if they bring stability to their country.

Austria - need to remember they are just as responsible as Germany for ww2

Tibet - A shame the international community didn't prevent this brutal crackdown on a largely peaceful society by the hand of the chinese

Argentina - Maggie showed them why you don't fuck with us.

Venezwala - that chevez is a cool guy

England - The motherland in ruins, over priced, over governed, over crowded, and too pc.

Ireland - Always complaining about the past Alan Partridge put it best "I mean, if it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day, you'll pay the price of being a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate then they could afford to eat in a modest restaurant."

Poland - We entered the second world war because this country came under attack, however America overuled churchill and let Stalin dictate where we invaded Europe so we invaded italy and France and left eastern Europe to the fait of the Russians.

Lincoln:

--- Quote from: Don Rizzle on August 15, 2005, 05:10:03 PM ---Canada - Generally quite cool people with some strange ideas.

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Care to elaborate?

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--- Quote from: Don Rizzle on August 15, 2005, 05:10:03 PM ---

Canada - Generally quite cool people with some strange ideas.




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 huh?  :-\

Lincoln:
^^ A Canuck too eh? Whereabouts you from?

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