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found this at another forum..it had a couple of good ones!

n for those who dont know: "battyman" = homosexual


The 37 Most Shocking "WHA DI RASS" Moments in Dancehall History

37. While on MTV Cribs, Shaggy proudly displays photograph taken with Gianni Versace

36. Sizzla sings hook on Foxy Brown cunnilingus song

35. Beenie Man sets the image of Jamaica's education system back 50 years when he repeatedly mispronounces Compton as "Contam" on a collaboration with Guerilla Black

34. Scare Dem Crew remakes Usher's My Way as Dainty and shoots music video which features Elephant Man in a crib getting his pampers changed while singing about how dainty he is

33. Vybz Kartel wears pink tights to Miami's ReggaeFest

32. Lexxus is discovered to be a bowcat

31. Spragga Benz samples Foxy Brown's ill na-na and proclaims that it tastes like rum punch, then becomes Rastafarian and stops drinking rum

30. Frankie Paul is caught feeling up female acquaintance's 12 year old son

29. Frankie Paul ketches Shandy bottles at Sting

28. Ninja Man becomes informer and turns over handgun to Babylon Reneto Adams at Sting

27. Ninja Man converts to Christianity, renames himself Brother Desmond, then backslides two months later and is caught sniffing coke

26. Ninja Man teefs Michael Jackson's style and wears a horsehair weave onstage

25. Merciless teefs style, rapes woman who thought he was Bounty Killer and tried to leave his room when she found out he wasn't

24. Zebra teefs style, has two hits, and is sent to prison and introduced to Kid Ralph after raping woman who thought he was Tiger and tried to leave his room when she found out he wasn't

23. Jah Cure teefs Yami Bolo's style, has no hits, is sent to prison for raping woman and becomes a reggae superstar

22. Bounty Killer, like a bitch, runs from gunshots during stage show

21. Elephant Man is robbed in London

20. Elephant Man becomes the first and only male artist in dancehall history to lose a clash with a female deejay when Spice murders him onstage at Sting

19. King Jammys bitch-slaps Zumjay in studio during recording session

18. Snoop Dogg bitch-slaps Super Cat backstage at a Kris Kross performance

17. Capleton's Bobo entourage bitch-slaps Beenie Man at airport

16. Ninja Man teefs Bobby Brown's style, beats up girlfriend and is arrested for being a lady badman

15. Ninja Man once again teefs Michael Jackson's style, flings baby through window and is arrested for being a baby badman

14. Vybz Kartel claats Ninja Man and proceeds to give a Timberland-sponsored charity walkathon for the rehabilitation of cokeheads on his face

13. Elephant Man appears on BET's 106 & Park for the first time and sets Jamaica back 100 years

12. Elephant Man, in an effort to quell HIV+ rumours at a live stage show, asks audience if he "look like smaddy whe have AIDS to yu?"... crowd replies with a resounding "YES!!!"

11. Shabba Ranks buns battyman live on BBC and his career is subsequently sabotaged by GLAAD

10. Buju Banton is forced to apologize to GLAAD for anti-battyman lyrics

9. Buju Banton beats up two battymen

8. Beenie Man apologizes to OutRAGE! for anti-battyman lyrics

7. Beenie Man apologizes to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-battyman lyrics

6. Beenie Man apologizes to OutRAGE! for apologizing to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-battyman lyrics

5. Beenie Man apologizes to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for apologizing to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-battyman lyrics

4. Beenie Man appears on BBC and claims battyman is Jamaican slang for child molester

3. Beenie Man is booed out of Jamaica's National Stadium after singing Hey Green Arm Ova Deh So in front of Nelson Mandela during his presidential visit

2. Bounty Killer shoots music video with naked man

1. Beenie Man appears on a talk show moderated by Ru-Paul and greets his host with a hug and kiss
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Re: The 37 Most Shocking "WHA DI RASS" Moments in Dancehall History
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2005, 05:49:00 AM »
11. Shabba Ranks buns battyman live on BBC and his career is subsequently sabotaged by GLAAD

10. Buju Banton is forced to apologize to GLAAD for anti-battyman lyrics

9. Buju Banton beats up two battymen

8. Beenie Man apologizes to OutRAGE! for anti-battyman lyrics

7. Beenie Man apologizes to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-battyman lyrics

6. Beenie Man apologizes to OutRAGE! for apologizing to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-battyman lyrics

5. Beenie Man apologizes to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for apologizing to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-battyman lyrics

that bit is 2 funny ;D

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Re: The 37 Most Shocking "WHA DI RASS" Moments in Dancehall History
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2005, 06:16:12 AM »
12. Elephant Man, in an effort to quell HIV+ rumours at a live stage show, asks audience if he "look like smaddy whe have AIDS to yu?"... crowd replies with a resounding "YES!!!"

5. Beenie Man apologizes to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for apologizing to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-battyman lyrics

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