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eS El Duque:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050822

10:44 -- Poor Hulkster just bladed (cut himself with a razor blade to make himself bleed, although we aren't "supposed" to know he did it) and has fake-looking streaks of blood rolling down his face. He was always terrible at blading -- in WrestleMania 2, you could see him doing it during the King Kong Bundy match, I remember being devastated at the time. But that's a whole other story. Anyway, he's wearing the crimson mask.

"Guys, what did I tell you?" Coach says smugly. "Hulkamania dies tonight."


10:03 -- Just saw a promo for "Wrestlemania 22." That's right, no more roman numerals. You think wrestling fans were getting too confused? Yeah, it's Wrestlemania ex ex eye eye ... um ... how many is that?

9:11 -- Angle wins in six minutes and gets his medal back. I'd rather not talk about it.

mrtonguetwista:
Yeah I think SS was horrible...usually at least one belt changes hands during a PPV

Mo Z. Dizzle:

--- Quote from: Mr. Tongue Twista: The Legend Continues!! on August 22, 2005, 05:37:34 PM ---Yeah I think SS was horrible...usually at least one belt changes hands during a PPV

--- End quote ---
they had the US championship switch lol

mrtonguetwista:
Oh...who was that?

eS El Duque:
8:10 -- Our first match is for the U.S. Championship: Orlando Jordan against Chris Benoit, who has an "I used to headline some of these things, now I'm wrestling some guy named Orlando Jordan?" look on his face. This match will last about as long as Jose Cruz Jr.'s career did with the Red Sox.

8:11 -- Yep, Benoit used the German suplex and the Crossface to win the title in about five seconds. Good to see the WWE is still practicing the old SD Jones Policy with black wrestlers -- in other words, come out, dance around, lose in under 20 seconds.

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